Ok, either jokes related to cheese, or just cheesy jokes... I was in the pub yesterday and a man started throwing cheddar at me. I told him, 'that's not very mature'. What is the best kind of cheese to blindfold a horse... Mascarpone
Not cheese related but cheesy in that it is really bad. Why did the horse win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field. Not gonna lie, i lol'd for at least five minutes after hearing that one.
What did the octopus say to his lover? "I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand." Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To see a butterfly!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." ---------- Post added 19th Mar 2013 at 12:31 AM ---------- Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Two slices of bread were speaking to each otber when suddenly they were kidnapped. After a while they were dumped in a very dark, hot room. "Are they going to kill us?" Bread slice number one whispered. "Yes, I have a feeling we're toast."
