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Hilarious/Crazy/Dumb Product Warning Labels

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Wolfie Charm, Mar 24, 2013.

  1. Wolfie Charm

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    I’m sure we’ve all picked up a product and wondered what in the world people have done to cause warnings like “Viagra is not for children” and why a children’s neck pillow carries the warning “Keep away from children and infants.” Or why a prescription exclusively for dogs and no other species says, “Alcohol may increase side effects. Do not drive or operate machinery.” What are some crazy labels and warnings you have seen?
     
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    Oh dear.... nothing as crazy as those, but I will be following this in hopes of more! I wonder what lawsuit brought about the dog's prescription warning? I do know people that give their pet pig beer, but they never let them drive.
     
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    Was fiddling with a cape the other day and it said “This garment does not give you the ability to fly.”
     
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    I looked at the back of a milk packet which read 'may contain milk products'. Uh DUH!!
     
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    That does not stop one's six year old self from putting it on and jumping off of the top of the shelf :grin:
     
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    Nope, not at all! :slight_smile: Though seeing adults do the same… lol

    Packet of nuts:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:roduced in factory where nuts are present. (Really? Does that mean these are fake nuts?
     
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    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
     
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    I don't know any real life ones, but this thread reminded me of Krusty's hilarious warning labels in the Simpsons.

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    Who would want to buy this crap :roflmao:
     
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    Silica gel packets with the "do not eat" label.
     
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    Hahaha That so counts.
     
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    :roflmao:


    On the blade of a toy helicopter: “WARNING If blade damage, don’t be fly, otherwise it will create the human body or blame damage.”
     
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    Cup of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate from a random fast food restaurant
    "Caution, Beverage may be hot"
     
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    Hershey's Almond Bar
    Warning: May contain traces of nuts
     
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    from the manual for my nikon D300S: "When operating the diopter adjustment control with your eye to the viewfinder, care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally."
     
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    Sears hairdryer:
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    I once saw a warning label for water. You know, the "Seek medical attention immediately" type you find with dangerous chemicals.
     
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    Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
     
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    Playdough McDonald's Set: Warning- Product not meant for consumption