She doesn't know I'm gay/bi/whatever I am. But she blurted this gem out today. "So a kid came home and told his dad that another kid at school called him gay. His father said, "Well, punch him in the face!" The kid's response? "But hes cute!"" I was like.....wtf? lol. Just thought I'd share. Didn't know there were nonoffensive gay jokes. Anyone else got any? Sorry if this pisses anyone off. I realize that gay jokes are a touchy topic.
Was it completely random or a feeler? I had a similar encounter recently with my mom. It was more on stereotypes but made me wonder if she knows or suspects.
OMG I DON'T KNOW LOL I purposely went out of my way to be super fabulous today, but the joke was said before I even started shopping for her shoes. Shes dumb as a rock, stereotypical blonde girl, but at this point she has to have gotten the hint. XD Still throws me for a loop, either way. At the time it was completely random, like almost the first thing she said to me. I just took it as a sign to rant about gay marriage and sales at the mall.
I have one that my friend shared to me a couple of months ago. He doesn't know that I like guys, but he is very much for gay rights so even though this joke is crude I thought it was quite great. Him: Wanna hear a gay joke? Me: Sure. Go right ahead. Him: Ahhh... never-mind. I was going to say it, but(t) fuck it. Needless to say I think that it is absolutely hilarious and I laughed quite a lot when he told me.
My favourite one is Did you hear about the Irish gay couple. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
I's heard this. Also the butt fuck it, cum on guys, etc. I like things said by people on EC such as "I'm not straight, I'm nonlinear" and "My rainbow doesn't bend"
You know, as Jimmy Carr says, offense is taken, not given There's a lot to be said about that theory, but the essence is true: we choose what to be offended by and what to laugh at. I prefer laughing
All the jokes in this thread are funny. I'd pitch in, but I suck. Get it? :rolle: Ugh, that was lame of me. :dry:
My mom knows and we joke around quite a bit because we have that kind of relationship. But the other day we were on a long trip and since my dad hates the smell of cigarettes, we take every chance we can get to smoke one. She smokes Marlboro Reds, and I smoke Camel Wides, which are a bigger gauge. I handed mine to her for a second to get into the truck and when I came back she handed it to me and commented on how much bigger mine is (cigarette): perfect opportunity! I replied with; "that's what HE said!" She was laughing so hard she was crying.
