What I wanted to happen- Crush: Hey Me: Hey, Don't you look sexy today? :icon_wink Crush: :icon_redf What Really Happened- Crush:Hey Me:Hey.... Crush:.... Me:Your hair looks...soft.... Crush:Thanks...? Me:... Crush:.... Me: :eusa_doh:
I can so relate to this. I'm dreadful at flirting. On the bright side a lot of people seem to find awkwardness endearing!
I can never flirt...I mean never..doesn't ever work out with someone I like or care about... With ppl I don't care about, no problem, it just comes out like a joke I guess - like someone will pass me by and I go "nice ass" and then we both laugh, they know I'm not serious and I have fun with them feeling awkward. But when it's someone I like...it's like a cat got my tongue...NOTHING comes out..all I can do is steal shy looks at them and smile shyly... naturally shy person..
My flirting is so bad! I get so nervous and make an idiot of myself and say stupid things!! Its so frustrating!!
Oh, well, at least you get to use words. I work with my crush, so when I'm not talking to him about something work related, this is how I end up: Crush: Hey, man! What's going on? Me: Garbble rabble ooga who? Erga hoo woo woo block. *run away*
I have no idea how to flirt If someone attempted to flirt with me I probably wouldn't even notice - unless they were very obvious about it - in which case I'd get all nervous & stuff / wouldn't know what to do/say/etc
:roflmao: im sorry man, but i find it really funny... and dont sweat it... alot of straight peepz cant flirt either... it comes with practise... i can give you some tips if you like...
haha I suck as well. I used to know how to flirt with boys, but it been so long that I seem to have forgotten. With women? LOL it's so sad and awkward! hahaha
:lol: That's hilarious. Everybody likes to be told they have 'soft looking' hair. You're not the only one. I could flirt with girls all day, which is pretty much of no use to me. When it comes to guys I just turn into a total idiot and have no idea what to do!
haha I just remembered this one time.. where my friend was playing the are you nervous game: Friend: *touches my inner thigh* Are you nervous? Me: uh... yes- i mean no.. i mean uhhh maybe..umm.. *laughs nervously* LOL that was before I was out of the closet to myself. Funny what you remember. Point is, even though my friend was joking around, I wouldn't know what to do if a girl was fer real about something like that Silly me.
hahaha! Niiiiiice! A least they probably know you were trying to complement them, possibly. Maybe they got the message? I wish i had the guts to speak to my crush...
SameAsYou, that sounds really cute! I've always been too shy and self-conscious to flirt, I don't think I could pull it off...
Well I flirt with my eyes and anything of a guys interest and use it and touch them on legs ,biceps,tummy. For example : me: have u been working out? Cute guy:yes I have wanna feel ? Me:yes I do ,how's the hw? Cute guy: ugh so dumb Well is it hard or soft ? *touching his crotch or arms or arms* Cute guy: it's hard I guess Me:well I can make it easy Cute guy kay let's go And makeout* So that's an example I have never acted on it but that's how I would flirt with a cute guy lol hope that helps lol
