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What is the dumbest question you have been asked?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Beware Of You, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. Beware Of You

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    I remember last year I went to pride, and me and my bf at the time went to the pub afterwards. I was all done up for pride so I was in a pride teeshirt, dyed my hair pink (for a bet), was in hot pants, draped in a rainbow flag and had little rainbow flag temp tattoos on my cheeks.


    Despite this, I was asked "Are you a homosexual?" by some random girl in the pub.... Duhhhhh
     
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    "If white and black cows make white milk, and brown cows make chocolate milk, where are the pink cows?" which was immediately followed by "I love strawberry milk."

    She was 16 at the time.

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    I was asked by a girl in school why the Jack the Ripper killings in the 1800's where not caught on CCTV.
     
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    "Hey, sorry, are you a boy or a girl?" - Taxi cab driver who I nearly killed for the question..took all my self control to be nice and polite after that..
     
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    I was once asked whether spain was within the area of national british organisation. Sigh.
     
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    What province do we live in......
     
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    I got asked if potatoes really exist once (she was 8)
     
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    "Wait, what's Obama's last name? Does he have one?" :bang:
     
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    Some girl in my A-Level History class about Elizabeth I. We were 18.
     
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    Lol. Mind you, we have to do something about that damn monarchy...
     
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    "Why are Israel and Palestine in the news? Who cares if two guys are mad at each other." She was 16 in AP Wprld History and thought they were people not countries/terriories.
     
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    I know somebody who walked into a health food shop and asked
    do you have any orgasmic bread she meant to ask for organic .:eusa_doh:
     
  13. Oddish

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    About a year ago, an American couple and their two kids came into the shop I worked at, just as tourists. The father asked me if 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, was a real place.

    I snickered under my breath and it turned to full blown laughter after they took off. My coworker just said, "Oh, merries."

    Note: This guy was actually being serious when he asked that question.
     
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    Oh...I could fill this thread! I'm a teacher, so I get some rather silly questions (not stupid...no question is stupid... :eusa_naug). The latest:
    Okay French is spoken in France, and German in Gremany...so is Dutch spoken in Dutch or Dutchland????
    Oh my...we had a mini geography lesson after that. :slight_smile:
     
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    I know somebody who walked into a health food shop and asked
    do you have any orgasmic bread she meant to ask for organic .:eusa_doh:

    also
    someone asked me
    you know if your gay well does that mean you need a different driving licence ?.
    my little brother asked me this a few days after I told him about being gay they were 13 bless him :roflmao:
     
  16. stuffiscool

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    "Canada isn't a part of the USA, right?"

    To be fair, she graduated from a crappy high school. The district kind of gave up on her school because the grades weren't so good and it was mostly blacks. Fucking racists.
     
  17. Oddish

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    Hahahha. :lol: What grade do you teach?

    I have so much respect for teachers considering the intellectual level and emotional maturity of kids.
     
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    8th...so they're about 13-14. Lol...thanks. I love my job. :slight_smile: They keep me on my toes, that's for sure. :slight_smile:
     
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    'Oh, you live in Belgium ? It must be great to live in the capital of Germany !'
     
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    when everyone knows Belgium is the capital of Finland durrrrrr.:grin: sorry