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| Psycho Glitter B*tch Full Member ![]() Gender: Guy, Unless Life Was a Horrible April Fools Joke. Orientation: Gay/Asexual/Confusing to Explain Out Status: Armed and Fabulous! XD Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 7,381 Join Date: Mar 2008 | What's the worst or most evil one someone has played on you? Mine happened this morning... So, like normal, my mom took my younger older sister to work, whereas my older sister drove to work on her own. About a hour later, mom isn't home. I think she just went to the store like she normally does. 2 hours later, I get a call from a family friend. "Tim, I have some bad news..." (she sounds really worried) "What?" I said. "Your mom and sister were in a car crash..." at this point I'm freakin out, and was like "WHAT?!?!?!" and like 10 sec later, all I hear is "APRIL FOOLS!" from her, and apparently my mom. If that was in person, I think I woulda punched her so hard :/ It was March 31, which is why it didn't occur to me -.-
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| Seventh Son of a Seventh Son Full Member ![]() Gender: Boy Orientation: Bi Out Status: Friends, Work, Whoever knows Location: South Australian! Posts: 3,536 Join Date: Jul 2007 | lol i think the rules is you can do april fools earlier just to make them more realistic and so you wont automatically think april fools becuase you wont be reminded early in the morning. I honestly can't think of the worst one for me. I know the worst online one is the one gamefaqs did last year. (or year before) that was LAME-O!
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| Seventh Son of a Seventh Son Full Member ![]() Gender: Boy Orientation: Bi Out Status: Friends, Work, Whoever knows Location: South Australian! Posts: 3,536 Join Date: Jul 2007 | OMG Go to youtube and click on a featured video!!!! Remember this? Chris Crocker New Vid - Hes Straight?? WTF
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| Banned ![]() Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: 1 family member only. Location: UK Age: 52 Posts: 2,211 Join Date: Sep 2007 | This one was probably the worst for those that fell for it but I thought it was one of the best. Once, when April 1 fell on a Sunday, a London radio station broadcasted its usual Monday morning breakfast show, complete with traffic reports, transport checks, eye-in-the-sky (traffic spotter) etc. You've guessed it - hundreds, if not thousands, got up and went to work thinking it was a Monday morning. The vast majority who made it to work did wonder why the streets and trains/busses were quieter than usual!! Luckily, I wasn't one of those that went to work but I do remember lying in bed trying to figure out where Sunday had gone. Then it dawned on me that it was Sunday and that the radio station was pulling a fast one - and it worked. |
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| Official #1 fan of Celine Dion Full Member ![]() Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual/Homoromantic bisexual Out Status: Generally whoever asks Location: I travel a lot Age: 20 Posts: 5,707 Join Date: Jan 2008 | ^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that is funny!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! ![]()
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| EC's Red Queen EC Admin ![]() Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Merseyside, UK Age: 21 Posts: 8,047 Join Date: Nov 2007 | Last year my mum told me that she saw fire engines outside my school and smoke. I got excited that maybe i wouldn't need to go back because it had burnt down, but sadly she dropped the April Fools bombshell. ![]() Luckily every day is April Fools for me, so i got revenge long ago. ![]()
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| EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Gay / Asexual Out Status: everyone who asks Location: Cork, Ireland Age: 22 Posts: 447 Join Date: Feb 2008 | i changed all the clocks in the house to 1 hour fast... so my room mate woke up and thought she was late, haha it was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.. |
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| Well Known Regular Member ![]() Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Michigan Age: 33 Posts: 156 Join Date: Oct 2007 | Mike,a co worker put a sticker of a broken windshield by a baseball on my 1993 Mustang last year and he thought it was funny.He said someone threw a baseball at my car and broke the windshield.I did not and got him back,I superglued his 20 oz. bottle of soda which was almost empty on the bench and superglued the cap too.Mike said "truce!" after I did that,he was yanking on the bottle getting it off the bench and had cut off the top of the soda bottle. |
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| PFLAG Mom Community Liaison ![]() Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007 | Quote:
That is so NOT cool! Jokes are fine but when it makes you worry and get upset about something, then its not fun and it is cruel. I would have slapped your friend too. ![]()
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| I Can't Help You Fix Yourself Full Member ![]() Gender: Female Orientation: Garcons et filles Out Status: Seriously, Everyone knows Location: O-H-I-O! Age: 18 Posts: 2,066 Join Date: Feb 2008 | My principal tried to prank my English class. He came in and said that my teacher was missing her i-Pod and that someone stole it. He was like, "I'm a mathimatical person, and you're all in honors math, so what do you suppose a mathimatical person would think?" I raised my hand and said "I think a mathimatical person would think A squared plus B squared equals C squared." I put his joke back on him. Before this, however, at lunch I "fished" this same prinicpal. Basically, "fishing" is a French tradition in which you tape a paper fish to someone's back as a joke on April Fools. I stuck it on his back, it fell off, and he started yelling at me. I said "Hey, you just got fished! HA HA! April Fools!" Now, I'm the freshman who "fished" our principal.
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| EC's Nu-Disco Walrus Full Member ![]() Gender: IRL Yaoi Character Orientation: (。◕‿◕。) Out Status: ㅎ_ㅎ Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 7,111 Join Date: Oct 2007 | Told my brother that this:
Was a new documentary about the unkown stories of the atom bomb. He's a major history buff so of course he clicked on it. And since he could only see the LINK in the msn browser it worked out quite well. I got an "Lol" from him hahahaha
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| EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member ![]() Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007 | My sister once taped my eyes shut while I was sleeping. So I woke up and couldn't open my eyes. I was seriously freaked. ![]()
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| Well Known Full Member ![]() Gender: Male Orientation: gay, but not fabulous Out Status: Everyone and anyone who asks Location: Los Angeles Age: 22 Posts: 163 Join Date: Mar 2008 | |
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| Guest Posts: n/a | OMG today my teacher gave a test and like no one knew anything and we were so pissed then one question was define april fools and we all got it and laughed lol. It was soo stressing but funny =] |
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