So I saw this on Tumblr and it just made me really happy because I reallllly relate to this: what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical starring me including great hits such as oh no he’s hot oh shit she’s hot too why is everyone hot and everyone’s favorite how did i used to think i was straight? bonus track I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but slightly aroused with the big finale I dont even care anymore just have sex with me
That's pretty funny. I can relate to that, except I get the added fun of also being gray-ace, which means sometimes my attraction to people disappears entirely (like now, for example).
What I saw on tumblr: Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians? Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight? Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay? Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight? Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN? Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do Asexual People: what
Or if I were to personalize it, Me: Why the hell are all my sister's straight boyfriends SO DAMN HOT! :tantrum: