Lesbian sex humour

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

 

You have no idea how true this is...

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But then again I'm biased because I don't like men... sexually I mean. But still yes, women have the same equipment, so presumably they have more of an idea what to do with it.

 

Hahaha lovemusicpoetry is right about the whole attraction thing. But that is still hilarious. Especially since it's so true and most guys focus too much on the penetration part of sex

 

yes. @_@

That was a hilarious quote and true.

 

I love how some people seem to think that women who are in a relationship with other women do something really extraordinary in bed!

 

I heard this one, but I think it's a little stupid. But here it is:

"what do you call a lesbian with big fingers?"
"Well-hung"

Teehee. Someone needs to form a council of bi/gay women to make up funny jokes.

 

For me, it's not that lesbians have the best sex out of everyone. I just thought that was funny cuz it can sometimes be true. Because a lot of guys tend to focus more on the penetration than anything else, while girls will focus on other things. Also, I hate it when some guys are like "you don't know sex until you have it with a penis." That's so stupid.

 

Surely that means they haven't known sex?

 

Right? Obviously invented by a straight person. Big fingers do not make a good fingerbanger. It's all about the flexibility. And if she needs more girth, like, that's why God gave you ten fingers.

 

I have the feeling that brain power may not be the strong suit of people who make comments like that. It is unsurprising that they overlooked themselves.

 

Hexagon, I'm saying some straight guys like to talk to lesbians about how they can make them straight. Because they're god's gift to women or something.

Feminist, yeah I agree with you. Some people are just plain stupid.

 

Hahahaha Genius!

 

Oh yeah, I know. I just meant by their logic Something to point out if they tell you that.

 

Oooh okay, duh XD lol yeah, that makes sense. Someone could definitely point that out if they're hit on like that. Tho unfortunately, those guys probably won't listen cuz they're dumb lol

 

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single.

Hahahaaaaaaa! *looks at her long fingernails*

 

I bet some of them have.

 

Wow, I am ashamed to be a guy...
Some dudes need to just learn to keep their mouths shut.

 

Yeah, speaking from experience :lol:

 

You shouldn't be ashamed. If you're not a douche like some of those guys, it doesn't matter. You can even make them look even worse by being the nice guy you are, so you can get more girls XD lol