Occasionally while browsing the internet I bump into a news story of some disaster or something, and of course a few bigots blame gays for everything. Tornado, it's the gays, hurricane, it's the gays, earthquake, it's the gays! Stock market crash, it's the gays; even the asteroids in space hurtling towards earth out in distant space must be gay! A while back I was reading about the Olympic Committee's decision to drop wrestling from the Olympics, and some Russian coach said it was gay people's fault. So my question where are my gay superpowers? I've started to come out, so are they coming in the mail or something? Is there a secret committee meeting for global domination I missed? Do I need to order a Siamese cat and big chair that turns and practice my maniacal laugh, with lighting in the background? :badgrin:
Oh don't worry about the superpowers. It's like the "Gay Agenda", I've yet to receive my copy of it either.
I could do with some gay/trans superpowers myself. It's only the big-shot pro gays that get hurricanes and tornadoes, and the nerds can do stock market stuff. Us normal ones only occasionally tase someone through gay superpowers. And I'll happily give my address for a copy of the Agenda. Also they sell gaydar online.
I just received online a discount coupon for the rainbow-cape at Simon's, it's a pain going downtown to get it. Can't fly without it though...
Huh, you mean to tell me that I am the only that has the ability to induce Chaos, Anger, Confusion and Sorrow in the "normies" that I come across?.....Let's not forget my Acidic Touch. Btw, my bad about the Sanctity of Marriage. In my defense, Noone told me I wasn't supposed to touch it.
Okay guys, I move we hold a committee meeting to discuss the clear problems we're having in the import/export and human resources department. At the rate were kitting out new recruits right now some people are actually beginning to believe we're just normal human beings. Can you imagine?
I order broni powers still haven't got saddle Hold on gay powers oh I have got the power of when I jump into the sea there's a massive tsunami somewhere not been to the beach since Japan
on the colbert report with rachel maddow-- Stephen Colbert: You know what causes hurricanes....Gay people cause hurricanes. Rachel Maddow: Do gay people lower the barometric pressure? Stephen Colbert: Yes, yes they do. Colbert Blames Romney's Loss on Sandy, Rachel Maddow | NBC New York
