This is to make you laugh - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

Lily · 8th Apr 2008, 08:09 PM

Hello

This really happened to me just the other day. You may not find it funny but so far all of my friends have. Keep in mind that I'm sorta proper and shy.

Alright I was in the coffee shop I hang out in and I had just finished working on college paper work and I went to pay on my tab. I was at the counter and this old man (were talkin late sixties or seventies possibly eighties) walked up to me said hello I did the same and (its a small town...every one talks to everyone) then out of nowhere he said: so were you looking at porn over there? I said excuse me out of utter

shock and he repeated it and I said no sir I was working on college paper work (the FAFSA by the way) and I laughed it off...But I was in shock... I mean my friends don't even say crap like that to me! And this was some random old man I had never met before. Nor seen in my life.

I'm still shocked by it...but its gettin funnier.

KelseaMariah9 · 8th Apr 2008, 08:37 PM

Haha. that is kinda funny. Reminds me of a time My friend got kicked out of Hastings for look at their Porn. haha.

Tokarov · 8th Apr 2008, 08:39 PM

Oh wow hahahaha!! Made me laugh...trying to imagine your face when he asked that.

oh god that is funny.

Grof142007 · 8th Apr 2008, 08:46 PM

group of guys playing a card game on a bridge in DISNEY LAND FL The Game require no talking in mid play this old lady comes up to us and ask and i quote " Are you a bunch of homosexuals?" us better in utter shock and still in the game we didnt say anything then she said " OK I think im going to go now" that moment will stay with me foreever.

also later someone told me they hear he say " There letting a bunch of homosexual run around here" 2 funny

Lily · 18th Apr 2008, 09:36 PM

If you want to know...my face was BRIGHT red....and I just realized that posting that was stupid...but I thought I would make some one laugh so I thought why not.

Micah · 18th Apr 2008, 11:18 PM

That's a little bit awkward / creept :|

total mo · 19th Apr 2008, 12:16 AM

Maybe he was a young man in disguise.

dictionary · 19th Apr 2008, 03:41 AM

Rolf that was a funny episode of hanna montana..... im cool...*cough*

He probs thinks that the only thing you can do on compiters is watch porn

Louise · 19th Apr 2008, 04:18 AM

UUurrrgghh, that would really creep me out! What a disgusting old man to come up to you and say that sort of thing. Just goes to show what was going on in his dirty mind!

You might be laughing now but I would seriously try to avoid talking to that person again, and I would even advise you to tell your mum. Adults shouldn't be talking to kids like that!

Sorry, I am in a bit of a bad mood today but honestly, it does make me wonder what he was thinking of to talk to you like that. Be carefull.

19th Apr 2008, 04:22 AM

lol !!
I once saw a man (50-ish) in front of a pretty big café in paris reading trans porn and smoking a cigarette while drinking his coffee in the middle of the day.
People are weird.

total mo · 19th Apr 2008, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSG

lol !!
I once saw a man (50-ish) in front of a pretty big café in paris reading trans porn and smoking a cigarette while drinking his coffee in the middle of the day.
People are weird.

Say hi to your rave-er friend for me, and your other friend too! I think his name's hercules?

Lily · 19th Apr 2008, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louise

UUurrrgghh, that would really creep me out! What a disgusting old man to come up to you and say that sort of thing. Just goes to show what was going on in his dirty mind!

You might be laughing now but I would seriously try to avoid talking to that person again, and I would even advise you to tell your mum. Adults shouldn't be talking to kids like that!

Sorry, I am in a bit of a bad mood today but honestly, it does make me wonder what he was thinking of to talk to you like that. Be carefull.

Your fine. But you see sad thing is in this town thats how old men are. And yeah it creeped the hell out of me. But you learn to deal with it and brush it off, its not taken seriously. When it first happened I was outraged and shocked... though my friends eventually got me laughing about it. And I agree old folks shouldn't be doing that. They say we have no respect...look at what they do. I haven't seen him since though. Which I'm glad of. And I always am careful. in this world ya gotta be any more.

8th Apr 2008, 08:09 PM	#1
Lily Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Hidden in the closet Location: the back of the closet Posts: 97 Join Date: Mar 2008	This is to make you laugh Hello This really happened to me just the other day. You may not find it funny but so far all of my friends have. Keep in mind that I'm sorta proper and shy. Alright I was in the coffee shop I hang out in and I had just finished working on college paper work and I went to pay on my tab. I was at the counter and this old man (were talkin late sixties or seventies possibly eighties) walked up to me said hello I did the same and (its a small town...every one talks to everyone) then out of nowhere he said: so were you looking at porn over there? I said excuse me out of utter shock and he repeated it and I said no sir I was working on college paper work (the FAFSA by the way) and I laughed it off...But I was in shock... I mean my friends don't even say crap like that to me! And this was some random old man I had never met before. Nor seen in my life. I'm still shocked by it...but its gettin funnier.

8th Apr 2008, 08:37 PM	#2
KelseaMariah9 Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Almost Positive Lesbian. <3 Out Status: Everyone But My Dad and Most Family. Location: San Antonio. Texas. Age: 19 Posts: 14 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: This is to make you laugh Haha. that is kinda funny. Reminds me of a time My friend got kicked out of Hastings for look at their Porn. haha. __________________ "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.." -Babe Ruth.

8th Apr 2008, 08:39 PM	#3
Tokarov Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Some people Location: Southern California Age: 20 Posts: 688 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: This is to make you laugh Oh wow hahahaha!! Made me laugh...trying to imagine your face when he asked that. oh god that is funny.

8th Apr 2008, 08:46 PM	#4
Grof142007 Dreamer of EC Merchandise Full Member Gender: Sexy Male Orientation: King of Homosexuals Out Status: Openly Gay Location: High Point,North Carolina Age: 22 Posts: 1,652 Join Date: Apr 2007	Re: This is to make you laugh group of guys playing a card game on a bridge in DISNEY LAND FL The Game require no talking in mid play this old lady comes up to us and ask and i quote " Are you a bunch of homosexuals?" us better in utter shock and still in the game we didnt say anything then she said " OK I think im going to go now" that moment will stay with me foreever. also later someone told me they hear he say " There letting a bunch of homosexual run around here" 2 funny __________________ The name is Kevin Dreamer of EC Merchandise EmptyClosets Shop

18th Apr 2008, 09:36 PM	#5
Lily Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Hidden in the closet Location: the back of the closet Posts: 97 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: This is to make you laugh If you want to know...my face was BRIGHT red....and I just realized that posting that was stupid...but I thought I would make some one laugh so I thought why not.

18th Apr 2008, 11:18 PM	#6
Micah ^_^ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to All Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 2,532 Join Date: Feb 2005	Re: This is to make you laugh That's a little bit awkward / creept :\| __________________ 　／l、（ﾟ､｡７　l、 ~ヽ　じしf_, )ノ

19th Apr 2008, 12:16 AM	#7
total mo Banned Gender: Likes penis Orientation: Gay duh! Out Status: The world knows Location: Gaytopia Posts: 832 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: This is to make you laugh Maybe he was a young man in disguise.

19th Apr 2008, 03:41 AM	#8
dictionary EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Melbourne Age: 19 Posts: 459 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: This is to make you laugh Rolf that was a funny episode of hanna montana..... im cool...cough He probs thinks that the only thing you can do on compiters is watch porn

19th Apr 2008, 04:18 AM	#9
Louise EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Straight/open minded Location: France Age: 47 Posts: 2,120 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: This is to make you laugh UUurrrgghh, that would really creep me out! What a disgusting old man to come up to you and say that sort of thing. Just goes to show what was going on in his dirty mind! You might be laughing now but I would seriously try to avoid talking to that person again, and I would even advise you to tell your mum. Adults shouldn't be talking to kids like that! Sorry, I am in a bit of a bad mood today but honestly, it does make me wonder what he was thinking of to talk to you like that. Be carefull. __________________ I'm a supporter of gay rights... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. Paul Newman

19th Apr 2008, 04:22 AM	#10
JSG Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is to make you laugh lol !! I once saw a man (50-ish) in front of a pretty big café in paris reading trans porn and smoking a cigarette while drinking his coffee in the middle of the day. People are weird.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
favorite song!	NACHO	Entertainment and Media	112	4th Sep 2010 08:26 AM
make out fantasies	hoping	Chit Chat	59	15th Oct 2008 07:29 PM
Friends - How to Make Them......	wtinal	Support and Advice	15	17th Jul 2008 04:49 PM
im mr lonely on valentine	neverover	Chit Chat	34	15th Feb 2008 05:39 AM
major hunks at your school	chaoticen	Chit Chat	91	22nd Dec 2007 11:49 AM