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The Window Cleaner

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Dublin Boy, May 2, 2013.

  1. Dublin Boy

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    Omg, it was all my Christmas's rolled into one today Lol
    A window cleaner came into our office today to clean the windows & what can I say, he was one gorgeous hunk, sex on legs :slight_smile:

    We made eye contact & that was it I was smitten, every chance I got, I was checking him out, the windows may have been dirty, but not as dirty as what was running through my mind :roflmao:
     
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    Hahaha xD Ok that was a nice one.I remember i was on my bed and from the distant appartment it was a guy who was painting the wall,he was..really really amazing and hot,so i stayed on bed watching him paint till he finished all the walls xD
     
  3. JPC

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    I'm assuming very little work got done in that office today then. It's significantly better than the sight I had from my balcony three mornings ago... the image of a braless elderly Spanish woman hanging out her washing will be forever etched on my mind :tears:
     
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    Any pictures :wink:
     
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    JPC you know you like Boobies :roflmao:
     
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    Everything about this post was ace!!:grin::eusa_clap Glad you got a bit of a treat at work today hehe.
     
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    I assume this office is above ground level. Even so, can we assume that your mind today was really in the gutter?:lol:
     
  8. JPC

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    :roflmao: Be that as it may, she looked like Aunt Magda from There's Something About Mary :tears:

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    Oh no!! :eek:. That's just.....That's just wrong man. So, so wrong. :eusa_naug
     
  10. JPC

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    Exactly, I cried myself to sleep that night. It's too traumatic... I don't like to talk about :dry:
     
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    Haha will the windows be mysteriously dirty again tomorrow? I had a similar experience today. The fire alarm went off in my house and the fire brigade came. This dreamy fireman came to talk to me and check the house and I was only in skin tight jeans and a sleeveless top. He didn't seem to mind though haha
     
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    Been a while since I've seen (in real-life) a very good looking male. I wish the male stereotype of the "Pool guy" was true, because all I see are some pretty old, unattractive dudes with a beer belly cleaning people's pool around here. Not.Sexy.At.All.
     
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    I know that feeling. The bulk of men I see in public leave me feeling cold. I get more enjoyment out of seeing an attractive woman, and there is something wrong here, because guess what? I'm gay!

    Most of the good looking guys I see are way too young for me. Although, in any case, I don't see a romance developing over a chance meeting in a grocery store. (Although I would be quite intrigued if I found a guy holding a carrot, and whining, "My penis is bigger than this!")

    A large part of my denial the last ten years has probably been fueled by the caliber of men I see...
     
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    Next time I buy carrots at the grocery store, this will be the first thing that will come to mind. Thank you. :lol:
     
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    This reminds me, when I was coming home from the dentist and saw this sexy mature, bald with some shaped-up peach fuzz and a muscular cop talking to another cop that was almost my type but not quite there yet. I haven't had a crush in awhile but when I saw him, I kept thinking "We should totally do something illegal."

    Besides not yelling out the window "Hey Officer, How'd you get all that in them slacks?!", It took everything in me not to grab the wheel and crash into the mailbox. :roflmao:
     
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    I was buying a slice of pizza near the university the other day, and this really cute, dark-haired and bearded young man with a backpack stood at another part of the counter. He must have noticed that I was staring at him, because he responded to me right away, but only to make sure that he wasn't being served before me as I had gotten there just before him (if only he knew!). I awkwardly smiled and gestured to let him be served first (it was only the two of us) but he wouldn't take the offer.

    He was the kind of guy whose personality is radiant, he was polite but outgoing and lively...and I'm more than 30 years older than he is...sigh...:tears:
     
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    My sad experience near a college came at a college swimming pool. I went there sometimes for lap swim, and day there was a whole crew team swimming. I was only a few years older than the athletes at that time, but that era was a strong one for denial. I have fantasies of What Might Have Been, if the right guy's eyes had fastened on mine, and our hearts had blazed with hopeless passion. Or, alternatively, if his eyes had fastened elsewhere on my anatomy while we were in the shower...

    While I'm on my death bed--probably a virgin, still--I'll have to enter a mental fantasy world where I'm still in my 20s, and things had happened Differently that day.
     
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    If I could dirty the windows I would Lol, but I think he comes out at a certain time, I look forward to it :slight_smile:
     
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    This sounded like the beginning of a porno, I guess the rest of it played in your head. hey-o

    This kind of reminds me of this 16 or 17 year old guy that I work with. We became pretty good friends, so I sent him a friend request on facebook. Once he accepted it, I looked at his profile and his cover photo was him and five of his friends shirtless and flexing their muscles. I let out the most girlish squeal/scream that I didn't think my voice was capable of producing and quickly closed the window. I guess it surprised me and the fact that they're probably under 18.:icon_redf
     
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    Haha These stories are awesome! :grin: