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Most Ironic Job

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by DanD, May 7, 2013.

  1. DanD

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    My quote for a writing job has been accepted, a two year contract to construct emails - Great news I hear you say.

    The problem is that the website is a 'how to attract women' from a mans point of view. I wouldn't have the first idea, but have to write hundreds of emails on the subject :eek:
     
  2. Hexagon

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    I dunno, gay men seem to have particular appeal to women.

    Apart from that, I really have nothing to offer. I'm terrible at dating. I hope someone else can help.
     
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    It shouldn't be too hard, really all you'd have to do is write about how you would attract women. You can think of it as a hypothetical situation, a "if I was...".

    If worse comes to worse, Google it.
     
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    Congratulations. And good luck!

    One can argue that you actually have an advantage: you are an outsider, and so you see things with different eyes than a straight guy with experience might.

    Also: a lot of this is probably stuff you can learn, either by research, or interviews.
     
  5. Bobbybobby99

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    I imagine that you would probably be more objective about it, and you could always just ask a straight or bi friend for advice. I hope that you are successful with the writing job. Have a banana conga line for good luck.
     
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    In some ways, you'd be better suited to telling a woman how to attract a man...
     
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    I'm sure it will be fine, but if I hit any metaphorical brick walls, I'll perhaps ask for advice.
     
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    I wont say it's the MOST ironic job, but yeah, pretty ironic. You can do it. Good writers can make up things and make anyone believe it's legit.