I plunked this down in chit-chat, because I wasn't all that sure where to put it... (and I thought it was funny.) So, I spent some time gardening with my grandma today... and we visited my uncle/his girlyfriend, and the house my dad is helping renovate. And as it so happens, he finds it amusing how my hair is unusually short for a girl. UNC: So, have lesbians started noticing you yet? ME: (FLUSTERED) No, no they haven't. UNC: They will once you get into highschool, they'll see the short hair, before you know it... MAMAW: Oh yeah, they'll be all, "Oo, I gotta get me some of that." ME: I mean really, could you blame them? (BRUSHES OFF SHOULDER, WINKS) I wanted to laugh, so badly. Or say "I hope so." or something. It was funny.