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Ramblings of an uncle

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by mildmannered, May 10, 2013.

  1. mildmannered

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    I plunked this down in chit-chat, because I wasn't all that sure where to put it... (and I thought it was funny.)

    So, I spent some time gardening with my grandma today... and we visited my uncle/his girlyfriend, and the house my dad is helping renovate. And as it so happens, he finds it amusing how my hair is unusually short for a girl.

    UNC: So, have lesbians started noticing you yet?
    ME: (FLUSTERED) No, no they haven't.
    UNC: They will once you get into highschool, they'll see the short hair, before you know it...
    MAMAW: Oh yeah, they'll be all, "Oo, I gotta get me some of that."
    ME: I mean really, could you blame them? (BRUSHES OFF SHOULDER, WINKS)

    I wanted to laugh, so badly. Or say "I hope so." or something. It was funny.:grin:
     
  2. LailaForbidden

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    hahahaha I love moments like these, even if they are a bit awkward!