Oh noes! You has my head!! Anyway, returning from the btardness, that's a small watermelon you got there.
hmmm...don't heat it up for anything voyeuristic okay??? not good. Trust me, I've watched that 101 embarrassing sexual accidents movie so many times, I can tell you in great detail what would happen if you did.
i would love to know what is going through your head when you have that look on your face... hilarrrrr hehe
Watermelon... Is it seedless? If Not, Ewww! =P I don't eat the non seedless type (the ones with the black seeds, I lost like 5 of my baby teeth eating it when I was younger -.-)