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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:02 AM   #1
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The blue whale ejaculates up to 40 gallons during sexual intercourse, but only 10 gallons enters the female. Do you still wonder why the sea tastes salty?
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:06 AM   #2
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Very topical and intriguing .Definitely a collectors item!!
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:08 AM   #3
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Oh my god, that is just too funny

I especially love my description

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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:09 AM   #4
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OMG ROFL and thanks for the mention :P
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:33 AM   #5
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That is brilliant....very funny!
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:35 AM   #6
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aww! i feel so special in an underage sex scandal with dan...

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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:36 AM   #7
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Lol! Underage sex scandal!
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:36 AM   #8
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Wow I really didn't expect you to mention me in the royal rumble column. :P

So whos the number 1 contender?
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:38 AM   #9
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What Exactly do I suck? -.-
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:44 AM   #10
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Wow I really didn't expect you to mention me in the royal rumble column. :P

So whos the number 1 contender?
I'm not sure yet. I think a campness competition is needed to settle it. I'll need to find out who has the best pink bag.
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 09:46 AM   #11
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I like the Underage Sex Show
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:00 AM   #12
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Haha, that's great.
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:15 AM   #13
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Question? Are Louise and I doing the lesbian kiss?
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:25 AM   #14
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Ooooh, wait! Trinny and Suzannah aren't lesbians! Them kissing would be hawt though...






If I was straight, that is.
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:25 AM   #15
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omg my dreams all coming true! can i take the picture of it for the next EC Times?
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:32 AM   #16
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OMG That is like the best newpaper ever.
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:33 AM   #17
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Lol, Martin is a legend!

I wonder if I will be int he next edition.
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:46 AM   #18
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I Love this
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:48 AM   #19
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I sooo agree! Although, they did add a lil bit extra! Lolz! Dan and I fit those parts perfectly!!
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Old 20th Apr 2008, 10:55 AM   #20
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Not all of us were there. I'm sensing favoritism.
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