naming that special member?

lol I don't. I think that is a joke. I don't think people actually do it. They just say it to friends as a joke, no one is serious about that...

 

welll I dunno...the things I've heard through the bathroom wall when My brother thinks I'm asleep....

truly, he scares me sometimes...and not just cos he's a thug either.

 

I think it's completely moronic but I know guys who have done it. I was involved with a guy once who called his "Mr. Happy." Which is kinda hilarious in a way except he was serious about it.

I'm sorry... my body parts are just that: part of me, so no I'm not going to anthropomorphise them by giving them names.

Plus I think it just encourages guys especially to think that they aren't fully control of themselves because it's their dicks that are doing the thinking, when of course that is so totally not true. People are so desperate to deny accountability these days they'll think of anything.

"Oh no... Mr. Happy made me do it!"

 

Well my mates named theirs, but just as jokes, like Timmy and the Twins, Bobby and the Balls...that kind of thing. But nothing serious

 

Speaking as a girl, I named my boobs, but only as a joke. You see, our school song includes the line "pride and glory on our chests". So they're named Pride and Glory.

 

No, i haven't named mine :lol: I don't see why you'd need to :S

 

Yes, only as a joke, that would be pretty scary otherwise...

 

He has the same name as me.

 

I did once, but just for fun.
Otherwise would be a bit odd.

 

You have a school song?! I never had a school song! Obviously I've been robbed.

 

about the breasts. When my partner sees a woman with a name tag on her chest, he always says "And what did you name the other one?"

Lex

 

HAHA! And yes, a guy naming his thingy is slightly odd, in my opinion. Incidentally, I haven't named my boobs.

 

Yes... yes I have named my jounts for a period of time. I called the package "Apples" .... as in "Bobbing for-"

It was a joke at a party where we all went around asking if we could name our pieces anything, there was Leviathan, The Great White Whale, John Johnson. Nobody but my brother understood mine until I explained it to them... we're just one the same wavelength like that

 

Er...no.

Unless (the obvious) 'Dick' counts? :lol:

 

Well... I used to call it 'the little sargeant' and it will be promoted depending on it's usefulness xD (I'm not taking it serious but it's a fun thing to do)

 

LMFAO Mauro!!

I only named it for a joke to my friends!!! It was called, ahh what was it called again *scrathes head*...oh yah, Mr. Bigglesworth and his worthy sons! (My friends laughed so hard, mike pee'd) lol

 

I've never done this before, although several of my female friends named their breasts as a joke on one occasion.

 

Oh, never did answer the question. I never named mine, or anyone else's. My partner had a name for mine for awhile, but I don't think the name would be very appropriate for this forum.

Lex

 

Not at all.
1) because it's just stupid.
2) the name just won't be original (I'll probably end up calling it Bob)
3) why do you need to name your dick?