Stupid Quote of the Day

I'm confused about this one. There are some noodles that are very high in sodium and aren't really good for people with some conditions. They're delicious but can be unhealthy. What was the funny or stupid part? I really wanna know.

 

Thanks for clarifying.

My stupid quote happened when I was paying for something today that cost $5.XX and I gave the cashier a $10 and a $1 and he said,

"What are you trying to do?"

and I said,

"I just want a $5 back instead of 4 ones."

and he had a lost look in his eyes.

 

"Use adverbs sparingly."

From Absolute Write, a freaking author's forum.

 

"I saw a cougar today, she was trying to scrounge for loose meat on the street to snack on, so when she crawled up to me i told her to fuck off."
This never actually happened, i am just bored.

"I thought i saw a ghost today, turns out it was a mime"
"I thought i saw a demon in the jungle, so i took out a knife and followed the demon. I eventually caught it and killed it. I ran when i realized when i killed dora the explorer"

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"I heard a siren go off in the sea when i realized it was on fire."
"When i think of u, i think of all the things that u can spell."
"When you say you're going to smoke crack," i asked my friend "What kind of crack are you smoking?"
"The usual," he said. So when he saw me bend down my pants he asked what i was doing. I replied "You never did say what kind of crack you smoked, so i assumed you like to sniff my buttcrack."
This isn't real btw, like i said im bored.

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"When i imagine dragons, they arent usually radioactive"
"When i think of bras i think of my friends."
"The only thing that lasts to the end is a friEND

 

When life gives you lemons give them back and ask for chocolate

 

'Guuuuuuuuuuurrrlll tha shade of it all...'

- Adolf Hitler

 

'Sorry, but I never apologize.'
No joke, that was my sister.

 

Yes, I am often amused when that one comes up in a list of writing tips, swiftly followed by an adverb.

 

This will make me sound so stupid. But I don't get it lol.

 

Me: "why do you hang out with them if u don't like them?"
Friend :" I hang out with alot of people I don't like..."
Me:"(are u fucking kidding me face) really? "

 

I'm assuming its because there is some change 5.xx even if there was 1 penny they would need to give the change in quarters and such so then after the change it equals 6$ then you can figure out the rest

 

<insert sarah palin quote>

 

hehe

 

"When life gives you Lemonade, Make a lemon! And life will be all like, What?!!"

From modern family, its actually stupidawesome

 

Thank you! Now I get it! Oh god, I don't think that I can work at the retail machine. XD

 

I saw this lmfao

 

<Any hashtag quote that is posted outside of twitter> :dry:

 

:lol:

-
My mom "So you're back to being bi now? Maybe you could make a complete switch and be straight? Make your life easier?"

Me: ...-_- "Sure, mom. I'll get in touch with the sexuality and puberty fairy and we'll see what we can come up with."

Later...
(Watching a weight watcher's commercial.)
Mom: "That lady looks like a man. She's got a mannish face."