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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by AwesomGaytheist, Jun 19, 2013.

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  1. AwesomGaytheist

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    I just took my dogs out for the night, and while I had my dumb Doberman on the leash, nature called. So I'm standing in the woods in front of my house with my back facing my neighbor's yard. My neighbor brings one of her dogs outside and my monster took off at full speed. So he ended up spinning me around, giving my neighbor an unobstructed view of my dick mid-stream. I'm dreading the next time I see her in her yard...
     
    #1 AwesomGaytheist, Jun 19, 2013
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    hahahaha! thats hilarious
     
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    Oh cheezus. :lol:
     
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    :lol: is it bad that that just mad my day?
     
    #4 mickey1101, Jun 19, 2013
  5. Bobbybobby99

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    Why blame the dog?
     
    #5 Bobbybobby99, Jun 19, 2013
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    He pulled me around when he ran out of leash. While I was pissing
     
    #6 AwesomGaytheist, Jun 19, 2013
  7. Bobbybobby99

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    Not really his fault that you decided to be pissing when he was running around, he was going to run around, he's a dog, but you had a choice, and you decided to bring a dog you knew was going to run around when you went out to piss. Not his fault.
     
    #7 Bobbybobby99, Jun 19, 2013
  8. King

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    Quoted for truth.
     
    #8 King, Jun 19, 2013
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    :roflmao:
     
    #9 Chickenlover, Jun 20, 2013
  10. BuzzFledderjohn

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    If that could be put in a colour that isn't blinding that'd be fantastic!
     
    #10 BuzzFledderjohn, Jun 20, 2013
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    Yeah, I can't see the truth. Even though I probably agree. :lol:
     
    #11 Browncoat, Jun 20, 2013
  12. King

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    Quoted for clarity.
     
    #12 King, Jun 20, 2013
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    Okay we get it.
     
    #13 MerBear, Jun 20, 2013
  14. King

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    Quoted because you're moody.
     
    #14 King, Jun 20, 2013
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    Like i care if i'm moody or not. You're just being annoying now
     
    #15 MerBear, Jun 20, 2013
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

    Sorry. That is funny.
     
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    That was the reason I told you guys about it, was because it's funny. Of course, a certain few have to make something else out of it...
     
    #17 AwesomGaytheist, Jun 20, 2013
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    I love big dogs :grin: But you have to be big and strong enough to deal with them, which makes for a lot of crazy scenarios when it doesn't work out lol.
     
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    i thought it was funny :grin:
    sorry, for starting that disagreement with king. his comment annoyed me.

    but on the bright side, something funny happened to me as well :grin:
    well my dad but who cares? i accidently sprayed him with the hose. his reaction was priceless
     
    #19 MerBear, Jun 20, 2013
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    Haha! Well, that wasn't a good idea, but I'm sure she can't be all too shocked.
     
    #20 Aussie792, Jun 20, 2013
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