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Joey · 25th Apr 2008, 10:18 AM

Beware me everybody... I'm going to be very bitter this weekend because my roommate's girlfriend drove up to visit him and is staying for a couple days in our tiny cell-like room that is already blazing hot. I absolutely resent them, so I get really annoyed at them. Plus it's his birthday today, so they're going to go out and get really really really drunk (...like he did last year) and I will probably be in a foul mood seeing as how I'll be the one cleaning up after them... again.

them + me =

total mo · 25th Apr 2008, 10:27 AM

I'm sorry your room mate is a dick.

Joey · 25th Apr 2008, 10:38 AM

Granted... I'll try to be out of the room as much as possible (with going to lessons and the gym and dinner and wahtnot) but still... after they have sex there is this horrible, absolutely horrific stench which is... just... horrifying. It's the worst thing I've ever smelled, and dissection and smelling dead things are commonplace for me.

total mo · 25th Apr 2008, 10:53 AM

Ew, why dont you try and ask your roommate to clean up after they have sex. He might actually say yes.

Jeimuzu · 25th Apr 2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by total mo

Ew, why dont you try and ask your roommate to clean up after they have sex. He might actually say yes.

Or just leave a can of air freshener in his bed.

total mo · 25th Apr 2008, 11:05 AM

That could work also.

Joey · 25th Apr 2008, 01:56 PM

Yeah... bought a few air fresheners and I've laid them around the room... it cuts the stench some...

Oh yeah, and I walked in on them having sex... again. Second time. I was gone for an hour at flute choir, and I walk in and she's naked, on top of him and he just goes "...you didn't check your messages on your phone." Literally at that second, my phone buzzes and it's a text from my roommate saying "Stay out for a bit

"
Now, I'm the most awkward, bitter roommate (because this has happened before, and I don't really like them anyways) and I was like "Ok then... I'm gonna get changed and go to the gym. I'll be back in 2 hours... 2... that's 4:50 P.M.... April twenty-fifth.... two thousand and eight.... I won't have my phone... so you'd better be finished when I get back because I'm not leaving the second time around" And I strip down to my boxers and go "Ya know? I'm already almost naked, want me to hop in?"

Synchronized "NO!"

then I pack up and skedaddle

25th Apr 2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey

Granted... I'll try to be out of the room as much as possible (with going to lessons and the gym and dinner and wahtnot) but still... after they have sex there is this horrible, absolutely horrific stench which is... just... horrifying. It's the worst thing I've ever smelled, and dissection and smelling dead things are commonplace for me.

Dear God !!

How can they smell that bad just by having sex?
That's so gross...

beckyg · 25th Apr 2008, 04:43 PM

Do you have another friend you can stay with for the weekend to give them their privacy?

Joey · 25th Apr 2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by beckyg

Do you have another friend you can stay with for the weekend to give them their privacy?

Not really, no. I don't really have any friends, the few I do have are commuters, off campus or live on another floor (our school is really conservative, so there are male and female floors, and all the guys are assholes so I don't hand around with them) That and they get enough time alone since I'm rarely in the room anyways

25th Apr 2008, 10:18 AM	#1
Joey EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: tiny tiny University in northern Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 503 Join Date: Apr 2008	Beware... Beware me everybody... I'm going to be very bitter this weekend because my roommate's girlfriend drove up to visit him and is staying for a couple days in our tiny cell-like room that is already blazing hot. I absolutely resent them, so I get really annoyed at them. Plus it's his birthday today, so they're going to go out and get really really really drunk (...like he did last year) and I will probably be in a foul mood seeing as how I'll be the one cleaning up after them... again. them + me = __________________ I was smacked in the face with a piece of chicken which was covered in Thousand Island Dressing today... somehow, I know it'll be all right in the end.

25th Apr 2008, 10:27 AM	#2
total mo Banned Gender: Likes penis Orientation: Gay duh! Out Status: The world knows Location: Gaytopia Posts: 832 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Beware... I'm sorry your room mate is a dick.

25th Apr 2008, 10:38 AM	#3
Joey EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: tiny tiny University in northern Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 503 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Beware... Granted... I'll try to be out of the room as much as possible (with going to lessons and the gym and dinner and wahtnot) but still... after they have sex there is this horrible, absolutely horrific stench which is... just... horrifying. It's the worst thing I've ever smelled, and dissection and smelling dead things are commonplace for me. __________________ I was smacked in the face with a piece of chicken which was covered in Thousand Island Dressing today... somehow, I know it'll be all right in the end.

25th Apr 2008, 10:53 AM	#4
total mo Banned Gender: Likes penis Orientation: Gay duh! Out Status: The world knows Location: Gaytopia Posts: 832 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Beware... Ew, why dont you try and ask your roommate to clean up after they have sex. He might actually say yes.

25th Apr 2008, 11:05 AM	#6
total mo Banned Gender: Likes penis Orientation: Gay duh! Out Status: The world knows Location: Gaytopia Posts: 832 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Beware... That could work also.

25th Apr 2008, 01:56 PM	#7
Joey EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: tiny tiny University in northern Maryland Age: 23 Posts: 503 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Beware... Yeah... bought a few air fresheners and I've laid them around the room... it cuts the stench some... Oh yeah, and I walked in on them having sex... again. Second time. I was gone for an hour at flute choir, and I walk in and she's naked, on top of him and he just goes "...you didn't check your messages on your phone." Literally at that second, my phone buzzes and it's a text from my roommate saying "Stay out for a bit " Now, I'm the most awkward, bitter roommate (because this has happened before, and I don't really like them anyways) and I was like "Ok then... I'm gonna get changed and go to the gym. I'll be back in 2 hours... 2... that's 4:50 P.M.... April twenty-fifth.... two thousand and eight.... I won't have my phone... so you'd better be finished when I get back because I'm not leaving the second time around" And I strip down to my boxers and go "Ya know? I'm already almost naked, want me to hop in?" Synchronized "NO!" then I pack up and skedaddle __________________ I was smacked in the face with a piece of chicken which was covered in Thousand Island Dressing today... somehow, I know it'll be all right in the end.

25th Apr 2008, 04:43 PM	#9
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Beware... Do you have another friend you can stay with for the weekend to give them their privacy? __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks