The stupidest thing I' ve done would be...

I took a shot of moonshine.

I worked with a bunch of dudes and I didn't want to seem like a wimp. I took the shot and went home. It was less than 10 minutes away and I was drunk by the time I got home.

 

When I was 10, I called my mom a bitch. Boy was that a mistake...(shudders)

 

I was shopping with a friend in a shopping plaza, when suddenly we saw a very handsome young man.
I told my friend to run so we could get a better view of the man, not realizing that there was water on the sidewalk. I said I felt I was about to break my ankle and as soon I finished the sentence, I slipped, falling breech in the puddle. I ended up wet from the waist down and with a lot of people watching me and laughing.
Sure, I laughed too, but that happened to me for being flirty!

 

When I was 8, I covered myself in drawings using my mom's lipstick at 5 AM when they were still sleeping. Yeah, I know, totally gay ride:.

 

I was snowboarding with a friend and I was going faster than her, so I turned around to say HI (with a hand gesture that normally goes with hi) and as I was going fast.. I unintentionaly made a backflip.. and fell. It hurt but it was so funny :roflmao:

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Also, when I was at a shopping mall with a few friends, we were in a shop where they sell products for the bath and one of my friend told me to put one thing in the bowl of water that was meant for testing the products.. The damn thing overflowed -_- hahaha! There was foam everywhere on the floor :')

 

I sat on one of those college desks that's connected to the chair. Yes, that tiny little desk. Or attempted to, without realizing it. The fall that ensued was not nearly as impressive as my crimson face once on the floor. On a brighter note, I applaud the few people who refrained from laughing their a**s off.

 

I got completely wasted one night on a cruise in Russia, and decided that it would be fun to imitate Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm king of the world" deal from Titanic. So I staggered/drunkenly ran to the front of the ship (nearly dropping my phone overboard), climbed over the barrier that said "Crew Only" (my drunken mind believed that since my dad worked for the cruise line, that practically made me crew), stood up on the bow of the ship, and did indeed shout "I'm king of the world!".

That was the last night I drank on that cruise.

 

i was going down the street that had a big slop with my mini motorcycle
(dont know the name of it) and i was in my halloween costume ...and it got caught in underneath my tire and i flipped over it and skinned myself up pretty good...i was like 10 or 11

there was this other time where i was riding my bike and it was wet outside and i was speeding around the corner and my bike fell underneath me and i slip 10ft or 20ft and hit the guard of the storm drai (the cement block above it)
and got a concussion

 

Oh god.... I told my brother I had watched porn like half hour after I wathed it the first time... The worst part, I thought it was a great idea to share my "success". Also I asked my mom if I could watch porn a few days later, she obviously said no.
Yeah... I wasn't a very bright kid haha.

 

When I was in 1st grade, I walk up to this random chick and told her: "I wanna have your babies." Yea...it made it very awkward for us growing up.

Looking back on that situation, I totally laugh now. I wonder if she knows that I'm gay...

If that didn't make you laugh or smile then this probably will.

Back in 8th grade or 7th grade, I don't know. Anyway, I asked one of the assisstants in Content Mastery that if a man and a women can procreate, how is it that 2 men can procreate? My friends scooted away from me after that. I didn't know...a few years later, the answer came to me.

I was very naive in those two situations

 

Got caught masterbating by neighbor in my back yard, and she called the police.

 

Why did she call the police? You were on your own property.. -,-
What happened after?

 

Last year, I was going to approach this girl I really liked, so I drank 7 or so double shot glasses of run and coke. Fell on my face right in front of her.

 

I once got sort of drunk with some gay friends. There was this election going on and one of the local candidates was a BNP (Far Right) person who had said that he wanted to criminalize homosexuality and offer "corrective therapy" to us.

So we decided to go and spray paint one of their election billboards with a Hitler tash and glasses etc. and well we did, sadly right on front of a Police officer that I didn't spot. About 30 seconds later I had my rights read to me, placed in cuffs (the non kinky kind ) and got to spend a night in the governments finest luxury lock up.

Was released with only a caution so nothing was really done, I think the police did the legal minimum since everyone hates the BNP so

 

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YOU ARE AMAZING! I am dying of laughter.

 

I was "curious" and looked up porn at my school when I was in the 7th grade. Banned from library...GOD that was so stupid.

I also accidentally ran over a cat about six months ago while pulling out of the driveway and me not paying attention. It makes me feel sad inside .

 

Had a fair amount of unprotected sexual encounters in high school. Luckily I'm STD-free, and kid-less, but looking back, it was an extremely stupid thing to do.

 

either sticking my hand (intentionally) into a ceiling fan or crashing into a brick wall (intentionally) on my bike as a kid

Foxface

 

Earlier this year the guy I had been dating for almost a year and a half dumped me, he was my first boyfriend so I was pretty upset over it, actually I was super depressed and borderline suicidal over it.. Stupid I know
Well I was hanging out with my best friend and her boyfriend and we were laying on his bed watching a movie, about 10 minutes into the movie I look behind me to see her giving him a blowjob.
Well she noticed me looking (Staring actually, I had never seen any of this in real life before, only in porn and such) well she invites me closer and tells me to have a go, all the while he is just lying there with his dick out.
Well I was pretty nervous at first but eventually she convinces me to have a go (Then again considering how depressed I was should could have convinced me to walk into the shopping mall completely naked if she tried hard enough).
So I try it out, I'm there for maybe half a minute then back off so she can finish off.
Well now they are no longer together and I swear I see him everywhere. I now have to live with myself knowing I gave my first blowjob to my best friends ex boyfriend who I don't think she even dated for a month....
I seriously can't even look at the guy anymore, I'm so ashamed of myself for it.