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29th Apr 2008, 08:25 AM

I found a knife in a cake my dad got for my mum for 'being a great mum' >..<
Needless to say, my dads not happy and he's going to complain about it.
I mean like, what the fuck, how the hell did this big knife get into the caek ?

it was baked into the cake aswell XD

EDIT : obviously the cake looks a bit trashed, since its been handled by brothers and sisters, + picking it apart to actually see the size of the knife. It looked very nice at the beginning

davo-man · 29th Apr 2008, 08:29 AM

SURPRISE ATTACK!

Man, that sucks...At least one of you didnt eat it...Hope you get some compensation, that would be pretty sweet....get it? Sweet? As in Cake? As in the Cake that tried to kill you?

sngl · 29th Apr 2008, 08:31 AM

Good that your dad didn't decide to do this to your mum as a surprise, with the cake having a knife in it

+ YouTube Video

Sue them!

Zexion · 29th Apr 2008, 08:38 AM

o_O

Wow. That's really....strange. What do they need a huge knife like that for in a bakery anyway? XD

Thank God no one got hurt.

Louise · 29th Apr 2008, 08:40 AM

What a lovely though on your dad's part. I'm not sure you even use knives when you bake a cake... I don't, but then my culinary skills are limited to opening cans and pushing buttons on the microwave.

Let us know what they say at the cake shop. Your dad is going to take it back isn't he?

29th Apr 2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louise

What a lovely though on your dad's part. I'm not sure you even use knives when you bake a cake... I don't, but then my culinary skills are limited to opening cans and pushing buttons on the microwave.

Let us know what they say at the cake shop. Your dad is going to take it back isn't he?

Yeah, he is I think. I might sneak a bit more cake from it though before it goes back

it was good cake!

pirateninja · 29th Apr 2008, 08:49 AM

This song comes to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-6I...eature=related

29th Apr 2008, 09:01 AM

Like a Kinder Surprise, but for adults

At least you get a free knife

InaRut · 29th Apr 2008, 09:08 AM

Damn...Foiled again!

jroakwood · 30th Apr 2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zexion

Wow. That's really....strange. What do they need a huge knife like that for in a bakery anyway? XD

I assume for cutting cakes.... and bread....

Hahah, Davo, I loved that picture! I seriously lol'd.

LOVEjames · 30th Apr 2008, 08:45 PM

At least it wasn't a creme pie. You know, the kind that you throw in someone's face.
God I'm morbid.

BreakingGlass · 30th Apr 2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LOVEjames

At least it wasn't a creme pie. You know, the kind that you throw in someone's face.
God I'm morbid.

OMG! I'm worse. I was thinking what if it was a baby's 1st birthday "smash" cake. I'm soooo going to hell...

LOVEjames · 30th Apr 2008, 09:17 PM

xD Baha. Oh wow. I never thought that, but I'm wondering why I didn't.

biisme · 1st May 2008, 01:31 PM

omg! that's horrible!!

but, yea...i wanna know what the cake shop says

1st May 2008, 01:38 PM

They gave us a free cake and refunded the money for the original cake (£55)

Oh god, so much cake! Im gonna get fat >.<

1st May 2008, 01:49 PM

Maybe you brought the wrong cake? I bet that one was meant to go to some prison inmate. Although a file is more original.

That sucks, my friend was eating lamingtons one time and it had a bunch of newspaper in it. Bleh it was gross and the newspaper was in Chinese I think. At least I noticed it before be actually swallowed most of it.
Oh and then there was the lollipop my little sister had, she was eating it till we noticed it had a decent size peace of shrapnel in it.

Nonetheless I shall continue to gorge myself on all three aforementioned confectionery items.
Not so much the lamingtons because they taste boring lol.

Level N Human · 5th May 2008, 05:02 AM

^ Aw you beat me to the prison inmate line.

5th May 2008, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ty

They gave us a free cake and refunded the money for the original cake (£55)

Oh god, so much cake! Im gonna get fat >.<

*Draws curtains around cake and purchases dog*

Now what do you propose to do?

5th May 2008, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ty

They gave us a free cake and refunded the money for the original cake (£55)

Oh god, so much cake! Im gonna get fat >.<

*Draws curtains around cake and purchases dog*

Now what do you propose to do?

Ah fuck im screwed.

sdc91 · 7th May 2008, 10:35 PM

£55?!

That had better have been a freaking huge cake.

29th Apr 2008, 08:25 AM	#1
Ty Guest Posts: n/a	There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? I found a knife in a cake my dad got for my mum for 'being a great mum' >..< Needless to say, my dads not happy and he's going to complain about it. I mean like, what the fuck, how the hell did this big knife get into the caek ? it was baked into the cake aswell XD EDIT : obviously the cake looks a bit trashed, since its been handled by brothers and sisters, + picking it apart to actually see the size of the knife. It looked very nice at the beginning

29th Apr 2008, 08:29 AM	#2
davo-man Aspiring RENThead Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out (YAY) Location: Australia Age: 22 Posts: 3,709 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? SURPRISE ATTACK! Man, that sucks...At least one of you didnt eat it...Hope you get some compensation, that would be pretty sweet....get it? Sweet? As in Cake? As in the Cake that tried to kill you? __________________ The Joker Rules all.... TwoFace comes a close second! My Friends are the best people in the world Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

29th Apr 2008, 08:38 AM	#4
Zexion The Lonliest Flamer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Screaming queen Out Status: All but family Location: Nevada Age: 18 Posts: 39 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? o_O Wow. That's really....strange. What do they need a huge knife like that for in a bakery anyway? XD Thank God no one got hurt.

29th Apr 2008, 08:40 AM	#5
Louise EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Straight/open minded Location: France Age: 47 Posts: 2,120 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? What a lovely though on your dad's part. I'm not sure you even use knives when you bake a cake... I don't, but then my culinary skills are limited to opening cans and pushing buttons on the microwave. Let us know what they say at the cake shop. Your dad is going to take it back isn't he? __________________ I'm a supporter of gay rights... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. Paul Newman

29th Apr 2008, 08:49 AM	#7
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29th Apr 2008, 09:01 AM	#8
JSG Guest Posts: n/a	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? Like a Kinder Surprise, but for adults At least you get a free knife

29th Apr 2008, 09:08 AM	#9
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30th Apr 2008, 08:45 PM	#11
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1st May 2008, 01:31 PM	#14
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1st May 2008, 01:38 PM	#15
Ty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? They gave us a free cake and refunded the money for the original cake (£55) Oh god, so much cake! Im gonna get fat >.<

1st May 2008, 01:49 PM	#16
The Enigmatic Guest Posts: n/a	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? Maybe you brought the wrong cake? I bet that one was meant to go to some prison inmate. Although a file is more original. That sucks, my friend was eating lamingtons one time and it had a bunch of newspaper in it. Bleh it was gross and the newspaper was in Chinese I think. At least I noticed it before be actually swallowed most of it. Oh and then there was the lollipop my little sister had, she was eating it till we noticed it had a decent size peace of shrapnel in it. Nonetheless I shall continue to gorge myself on all three aforementioned confectionery items. Not so much the lamingtons because they taste boring lol.

5th May 2008, 05:02 AM	#17
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7th May 2008, 10:35 PM	#20
sdc91 Coop d'état Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Berlin, Germany Age: 21 Posts: 1,607 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: There is delicious cake. You must eat it - hey wtf? £55?! That had better have been a freaking huge cake. __________________