You Know You Have An Odd Family When...

Or does she...



Do you have any plans to come out to her eventually? Seems like she'd be really fine with it.

 

your mom (or my mom XD) wants to deck out your whole house in dio de los muertes (day of the dead) theme

 

When you felt slightly at odds with others at your school as a child because of the aesthetic quality of your sandwiches.

Seriously. All the other kids had triangular sandwiches wrapped in cling film or foil. I had chunky home-made bread cut in odd shapes with untraditional ingredients packed loosely into boxes so they fell apart. I really did get teased for that

 

I was debating with myself whether I should use the Dr.Evil image or this one of Chris Christie:


Figured Dr.Evil would be more appropriate. Still, at least it's nice to know that your mother is open minded. Less stress that way.

 

...your sister has an inflatable sofa with leopard-skin covering and you're so desperate for something to sit on that you take it...

 

I hope I'm not the only one who read that in Dr. Evil's voice. :lol:

 

Dr.Evil is so awesome. Definitively one of my favorite movie characters.

 

when your mums the one who stays out all night, and it worries you

 

Your mom sees people walking or riding bikes as she rides in the car that you're driving, and calls out point values for each individual, should you hit them with the car.

 

:lol:

 

at least 90 percent of your family is secretly part of the LGBT community and has shown it in one way or another and everyone knows it and they all get pissed at you for coming out at Thanksgiving.

 

You have brothers and sisters who are older than your mother.

You've had Xmas dinner around a campfire on the ice. We made s'mores

Your family vacation one year consisted of two weeks of living in a tent on the side of a mountain with a goat.

You neighbors have had serious discussions about burning your family out for the practice of witchcraft.

Todd

 

they love you conditionally

 

My dad goes "bloop bloop" every time we pass something alive that he can run over :bang::roflmao:


When your mother pulls out her nursing textbooks at the supper table and shows you pictures of STD-infected genitalia :eusa_sick:jawdrop: *inserts puking smily here*

 

When your mother yells at you for accepting food from your fathers side of the family believing they are wretched people (in the "they cast magic satanic spells to torment us" kind of way) through the conflict she's dealt with them ever since she and your father tied the knot.

 

They spell "zax" on scrabble and spend 45 minutes trying to verify the existence of the word.

They are afraid that if they put their credit card info into iTunes, they think iTunes will siphon away all their money.

They get angry when you don't talk to them for longer than 2 hours.

 

The dog's happiness is more important than yours.