I'm planning to come out at my school in about a month, as a trans guy. However, I still don't know what my sexuality is, and as the gsa [gay] teacher reminded me people will ask "does that mean you're interested in girls?" and other dumb things. But...I want to be able to avoid admitting I don't even know who I am interested in. Any humorous suggestions for how to brush off such questions? Or ordinary suggestions :icon_wink Thanks!
If it's a boy who asks, just say "it means that if we were the only two human beings left in the world, I would weep for the termination of humanity."
"Do you like girls?" - "It's too soon to tell." or - "Anything's possible." wink, wink or - "Maybe tomorrow." or - "I'm good for now, thanks." or - "Is she rich?" I think if you can manage not to let it bother you and just adopt the attitude that it's none of their business - like it would be if they were asking you, say, how much money you had - just rise above it and give an answer to which they don't have a comeback. Something that suggests you're cool with yourself but not into sharing that info. Good luck!
Do you like girls? I like everybody who is nice to me. I like Corvettes. Not the ones who ask nosy personal questions. Do you like elephants? Only the ones who like me.
