Does anybody know any hilarious ways to come out? I'm looking for one, but this is one i know (stolen from a BuzzFeed article) : Wait until a homophobe says gays/bisexuals are going to hell, then get up and leave. If someone asks where you're going, say "Hell, apparently." (Also leave trans ones too if you know any.)
I've never used this as a coming-out line but I've used it in other situations: I like my coffee how I like my women. I don't.
I encouraged my friend to come out to her homophobic parents with: "Mom, dad, I'm pregnant. Nah, just kidding, I'm a lesbian. See, it could be worse, right?" she didn't, but the thought of it was funny
For Some reason I want a coming out to be like this: Friend-*talks* Me-*mentions being gay causally* Friend-Your Gay?! Me: No, im a Pony! Yes im Gay! For some reason that would be hilarious. I don't know why.
That's my favorite, except that I can't use it because I like coffee - so I just substitute beer to make the statement applicable. :icon_redf There's the old standby, "Let's get one thing straight: I'm not."
Read this and instantly thought: I like my tea how I like my women. Hot and milky, with a touch of cinnamon :roflmao:
Oo I've got quite the list. Not all necessarily super funny, but ways to come out I've thought of. 1) In a text, say to someone "Guess what" When they say "what?" send a picture of complete darkness. They'll ask what it is and you can say "That's me in a closet" Then post a pic of you emerging from a closet and say "This is me coming out of the closet. I'm gay" 2) Gather your family for a meeting. Act all serious Look at the floor Say "I have something to tell you guys" Put on shades and a party hat and start playing that "I'm coming out" song and dancing 3) I've seen people make cakes that say it before. I saw this one vid of a kid who did that and literally made a cake that said "I like..." and then had a picture of, ya know, a penis. And gave it to his family. This video had some funny ones: [YOUTUBE]5ZRewilSC3I[/YOUTUBE]
