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Funny poems about coming out as bi.

Discussion in 'Coming Out Advice' started by iDunnodude, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. iDunnodude

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    Hey there, everyone!

    I'm considering to come out as bisexual by writing a humorous poem.
    Any ideas on how it can go?
     
  2. penelope

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I think that guys are hot
    But I really like girls too

    Okay that was the first thing that came to my mind :grin: Also, SCANDIGAYVIA*I*LOVE*IT
     
  3. iDunnodude

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    Hahaha kiitos! :icon_bigg


    I'm part-Finnish (but I never learned Finnish), so I wanted to do something about the Nordics to be more including, but I couldn't come up with a name that was as creative as Scandigayvia.
     
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    Sometimes women love women
    Sometimes women love men
    Sometimes women love women and men
    And they most are certainly not kidding themselves.

    OR

    Sometimes women love women
    Sometimes women love men
    Then there are bisexuals - that's what I am,
    And I am most certainly not kidding myself.

    Adapted from Phoebe's song from FRIENDS;
    Sometimes men love women
    Sometimes men love men
    Then there are bisexuals
    But some just say they're kidding themselves.


    It's too late to think of anything original.
     
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    I'm bi a woman,
    And I'm bi a man.
    They both like to love me,
    And that's who I am.

    Or

    Bi the way,
    You think I'm gay.
    Don't be so short sighted,
    Both men and women are delighted,
    That I'm BI to stay.


    Dumb pomes are fun, thanks for the post.
     
  6. iDunnodude

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    Haha, that's a great one!
    Thank YOU for contributing! :slight_smile: