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Finally ready to take the plunge

Discussion in 'Coming Out Advice' started by AlexPatrickMorrissey, May 15, 2009.

  1. Alright, which one of these ways to come out sounds best?

    - I kissed a boy and I liked it
    - Oh, and I saw a really cute boy today
    - I got to kiss a girl today, and although it's not necessarily my preference, it was nice
    - Daddy, I'm a pillowbiting f*g!
    - I have a crush on [insert man's name here]
    - Man, fuck girls. I respect their bodies too much to plow their beanfields!
    - Daddy, I can't c*m without thinking of a man!

    Which one sounds the best?
     
  2. qisforquinton

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    Haha, I like the last one, XDDD. 3 is the most tactful
     
  3. pokeypanda

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    I have to saw i've never heard "plow their beanfields" hahaha!!!
    but I like 2 and 5 best
     
  4. ArcusPravus

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    the last one made me laugh pretty hard, but probably isn't the best choice unless it really is your character to say something like that. Otherwise i think 2 then 1.
     
  5. paco

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    go with the beanfield one. it has the word respect in it so it must be the most respectful.
     
  6. Grof142007

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    - I kissed a boy and I liked it some how this is old DO NOT USE
    - Oh, and I saw a really cute boy today if u want to be quick to the point
    - I got to kiss a girl today, and although it's not necessarily my preference, it was nicethat just sounds weird NAH
    - Daddy, I'm a pillowbiting f*g! haha i dont think that the best (who bites pillows?)
    - I have a crush on [insert man's name here]Golden let just hope he quick to pick up
    - Man, fuck girls. I respect their bodies too much to plow their beanfields! good good Beanfields WTF Loves it
    - Daddy, I can't c*m without thinking of a man wish i had the balls to say that. Maybe

    so overall 2,5 are the safe route. 6,7 are the darning and are the stories you will tell when ppl ask "What the funniest coming out u had" XD hope that helps
     
  7. Greggers

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    Id narrow it down to

    "Im gay"

    or

    "I have a crush on <person>"

    cause you either go blunt or subtle. I would not say anything with the words "Fag, Cum, Dick, Sex" or anything like that, because....well, be tasteful here :slight_smile:
     
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    I agree with Greggers you have to be subtle or blunt, nothing outrageous.
     
  9. Lexington

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    All of them sound fairly - or very - ludicrous. :slight_smile:

    Lex
     
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    Why not just take a friend aside, and say "I have got something to important to tell you...I'm gay"....
     
  11. Striker J

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    Yea i think 1 or 2 would be the best

    6 and 7 were really funny lol
     
  12. Mysterons

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    Why not say it like you take yourself seriously?
     
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    I like 1 and 2, there cute n five n six r pretty cool hahahaaha
     
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    Daddy, I'm a pillowbiting f*g!

    it just made me smile i dont know why lol i also liked the last one
     
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    I like 1 and 3 the best! :slight_smile: