Alright, which one of these ways to come out sounds best? - I kissed a boy and I liked it - Oh, and I saw a really cute boy today - I got to kiss a girl today, and although it's not necessarily my preference, it was nice - Daddy, I'm a pillowbiting f*g! - I have a crush on [insert man's name here] - Man, fuck girls. I respect their bodies too much to plow their beanfields! - Daddy, I can't c*m without thinking of a man! Which one sounds the best?
the last one made me laugh pretty hard, but probably isn't the best choice unless it really is your character to say something like that. Otherwise i think 2 then 1.
- I kissed a boy and I liked it some how this is old DO NOT USE - Oh, and I saw a really cute boy today if u want to be quick to the point - I got to kiss a girl today, and although it's not necessarily my preference, it was nicethat just sounds weird NAH - Daddy, I'm a pillowbiting f*g! haha i dont think that the best (who bites pillows?) - I have a crush on [insert man's name here]Golden let just hope he quick to pick up - Man, fuck girls. I respect their bodies too much to plow their beanfields! good good Beanfields WTF Loves it - Daddy, I can't c*m without thinking of a man wish i had the balls to say that. Maybe so overall 2,5 are the safe route. 6,7 are the darning and are the stories you will tell when ppl ask "What the funniest coming out u had" XD hope that helps
Id narrow it down to "Im gay" or "I have a crush on <person>" cause you either go blunt or subtle. I would not say anything with the words "Fag, Cum, Dick, Sex" or anything like that, because....well, be tasteful here
Why not just take a friend aside, and say "I have got something to important to tell you...I'm gay"....