now today someone at my school who is a chav got knocked over and blamed me, he has since told me the polish maffia is in town and will make me 'sleep with the fishies' i know it sounds stupid but i believed this and now im scared, how can i make myself less scared?
Always have your cell phone with you. And don't be alone, that helps. I don't see how falling over is worth someone's life...
stupidity is a disease, they contracted it during that fall. or they're a bluffing fool... or they're a murdering psychopath...
This sounds like a serious case of "MY DAD IS GONNA TOTALLY BEAT UP YOUR DAD!" syndrome. I don't think you have that much to worry about. I suspect they are just trying to get you riled up. If you are really worried, keep your cellphone handy and carry your keys in between your fingers, Wolverine-style. Nothing gives you more confidence than imitating a superhero. And besides even if it was true, it's the Polish mafia. It's not like you are dealing with a particularly impressive group of gangsters. I mean, it's friggin' Poland! Their track record with fending for themselves is severely damaged, what with losing wars all the time.
yes, but in my (schools) town 75% of teh population is polish...i may be in for one heck of a 300 reanactment...
Alright then. You better start your Hail Mary's, kiddo. Clearly, you are doomed. Because teenagers never lie. Ever. And they all have contacts with the Mafia. Who like to kill kids for accidentally bumping into another kid. Yes. Doom.
sorry to laugh but thats hilarious what a douche polish mafia i mean thats classic who say that. did its not that serious. dont be afraid to go for the balls lol. if he does tr anything just give him one right in the nose aim at an upwards angle not to much u might kill the guy
I wouldn't worry too much mate, seriously, the man sounds like every little chavvie twat i've ever come accross... all mouth and no todger Next time you see him tell him the gay mafia will fuck him up if he lays a finger on you(*hug*)
Yell using your deepest voice. Aim for the eyes, throat and balls. Protect your eyes, throat and balls. Don't pull your punches. Use your teeth if you have to. Sacrifice your bad arm for your good. If it looks like they want to pull back, fight harder. Lex
:eusa_liar Lies. I bet theyre just some pathetic kid who scares other people to compensate for his small penis. If not.. Idk. I still like my reason Also, I'm Polish Thanks </3
