This Asian family with one man and two women (all adults) just dropped off a med. sized bulging yellow paper envelope.... by the time I got to the door they were staring at me from an old white 5 seat car... ... I kind of waved at them and they pointed towards the package and they kept pointing at me talking amongst themselves... ... so I took the package with no address no return address and just my dad's name on it... Oh do I regret taking it now.... Am I a bit paranoid... ? anyways, I'm thinking it is either a bomb like an FLQ or IRA bomb or a stack of registered bills from a bank heist they want to frame my dad with or it's cocaine so the police will be knocking anytime soon now... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK... so my dad is probably going to open it... ... knowing it should be a bomb so ... ... hopefully it isn't WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?:help:
You're kidding, right? If you think someone has dropped a bomb off at your house, I'd say you should talk to people other than on a gay and lesbian support web forum about it.
You could think about all of the sweet or even boring things it could be.... is it a -jar of jelly -juggling balls -a map -a snowglobe -cell phone -a book -bar of soap -wad of money think about all of the cool things it could be... (none of which i listed are very exciting) If you were to get a yellow envelope from a stranger.... what would you want to be inside of it?
hopefully it wasn't a bomb... 1., if it's money take it and bury it in a local wood, with decent landmarks so you can find it again or use g.p.s, for about a year before spending it. 2. If it's coke i know what i'd do... ;-) P.s Is it a usual occurrance to have asians dropping dodgy packages off for your dad?
ROFL ok so my dad came home for lunch and I told him I felt the pkg risking my own life and there were wires and a metal box. So my dad, being the *insert adjective here* man he is, he takes his safety goggles, percision cutting blade and gets out of the house so I don't get killed... instantly. He comes back 30 secs later with a charger his co-worker promised to buy for him at an electronics shop and the two women were his daughters. . . and so it wasn't an FLQ bomb. . . . lol oh and I've seen this coworker many times in the past... I don't really know why I didn't recognize him.
see I wasn't ... when did you... why.. how... see I wasn't trying there. ... oh my I see... it could couldn't it... oh wow...
This reminds me of an Arthur kid's book where Arthur gets a letter from the principal to give to his mom. He spends the whole day worrying, and when he finally gives it to his mom, she explains that she's doing the principal's tax return for him. Arthur wasn't in trouble at all. The silly boy!
