My penis is trying to get me in trouble!

hahaha
sorry I have no answer but your post is so funny

Ok here are some ideas:
Just stare at the floor and avoid seeing anyone?
Can you shower with underwear on and bring a plastic bag to keep the wet one?
Go really early in the morning when its deserted?

 

In a few of my jobs, as well as my college we had gang showers. I'll admit it was a concern to me too. In truth though it is a mind above matter thing. Think about something that isn't sexy... not the soapy sexy guy in the faucet right next to you.

Then go home, and think about the soapy sexy guy I wish there was an easier answer, but you just have to get sex off the mind before you get in. Trust me when I tell you I know its easier said than done... i have a thing for soldier boys and I showered with lots of them. Kept it under control though.

 

My thought process goes like this.

I'm there to shower.
If I pop wood, I pop wood.
If somebody notices, it's because he was looking.
If he was looking, I hope he enjoys the show.
If he says something (and nobody ever does), I'll look down and say "Sorry - it's a born performer. It wants to perform anytime somebody starts watching."

But generally, I shower, dry off, get dressed, and go home.

Lex

 

Hate to say it but Sicsemper is right. The only way to keep the "him" undercontrol is self-control. Try thinking of something else like how your day went or what you have to do tomorrow. Try thinking of anything as long as its not sexy.

 

I have never been in a situation like this but I have heard guys in other forums say to just rub one out before you go to the gym. Not sure if anyone else hear has heard this or knows if it works.

 

Just keep thinking Down Boy Down

 

If I'm ever trying to distract my mind from something (usually I use this one on scary movies when I just can't stand the suspense anymore, but it works nicely for stiffy issues too), I do really simple computations in my head. Anything that takes you through a pattern that keeps your head distracted should help. Counting by odd numbers like 7, or the squares of two, counting by only numbers that have square roots, or even doing something like saying the alphabet backwards or forwards by every other letter. It's best if you pick something that is slightly challenging - that way it doesn't turn into something mindless.

 

This thread reminded me of this.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwx1tbAGlw[/YOUTUBE]

 

Well then you're going to get a boner.

 

Has my little warrior popped up to say, "HI!" at an inoppertune time? YES!!!!!
LOL. It happens to every guy, plus no one who is straight should be looking at your cock anyway. If someone says something, warm water, the motion of washing your junk, gave you the hard on.

 

[<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YIqttbRlJUQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YIqttbRlJUQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

---------- Post added 10th Dec 2010 at 08:48 AM ----------

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O0-GB-9bgM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

sorry for the screw up

 

Just imagine a weeping angel over in the corner.
You will keep staring at it and you will be concentrating so much on that that your penis will flop right away
Works well for stopping laughing too

And if you don't watch Doctor Who...watch Blink or the Crash of the Byzantium/Flesh and Stone
or whatever it's called
Then you can be scared to death by weeping angels

 

There's a version of that with a 'This makes me moist' tagline on the bottom (I'm sure I saw it on here, Fun and Games somewhere) which makes it even more effective.

 

Or you could always think of Patty and Selma exposing their hairy legs :eek:



That's what I've always done when mine threatens to levitate to embarrassing heights.