And for my next trick I am going to come out to someone

I want to come out to someone in the next couple of days. Actually, I have a friend that I am not super close to, but who is a reliable friend that I can go to in order to talk to her about any of my problems. I know that she will just be supportive. And I know that this will not be that shocking as I "came out" to her as a stripper a while back and that was like jaw droppingly shocking but she handled it pretty damn well. She probably already assumes that I have some degree of same sex tendency as I have probably mentioned enjoying go to the strip club or getting lapdances for fun at some point. Hmm, maybe not.

So this is my script:

"Hello [Fluffster's friend]. I wanted to talk to you about something. We have been talking a lot about online dating and about having kids ever since [Fluffster's other friend] had her baby. Well, I wanted you to know that I am queer. I have been coming to the realization that I am more interested in dating women than guys. I am not too sure about how I feel about guys, but I am sure about how I feel about the ladies. (Then we can proceed to talk about how I should let down this guy that I went on a date with a couple of weeks ago who is really into me but I am just straight up not interested in at all and who I told I would go out with again.)"

[On a side note thank goodness I did not get wasted and have sex with the guy I went on the date with. I am so not interested in him at all, I just went on the date because he is the kind of nice guy I "should" be considering, blah, and he is friends with my friend and comes highly recommended. However, I am over trying to date guys I "should" like because they are good on paper, good looking, etc. I am also over having drunken sex to fill some void left by boredom and/or loneliness. Go me!]