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Straight men are stupid.

Discussion in 'Coming Out Advice' started by MusicIsLife, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. MusicIsLife

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    no offense to anyone.

    Theres this guy i know, and we were casual friends like 2 years ago or something. Well i just discovered hes on my AIM account so he said hi to me. we chatted for a few mins, and then we exchanged myspace links cause we had no idea who the other person was.

    well, we remembered and now he doesnt think women can possibly exclusively attracted to other women, and now its his god-given destiny to turn me bisexual.

    besides telling him to go screw off and blocking him, what other semi rational things can i do to make him drop it?
     
  2. Luroon

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    Re: Good god straight men are stupid.

    Madly make out with women in front of him. All the time. That way, he will be so distracted with all the images you are putting into his spank bank that he will never think of doing you again.

    Seriously though, I guess you could just kinda keep reminding him of your sexuality when he hits on you, and hope eventually he gives up.
     
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    Re: Good god straight men are stupid.

    Lmao the first one sounds fun! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Ive been doing your actual suggestion, so i can hope that he'll give up eventually.
     
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    Re: Good god straight men are stupid.

    :grin: he dropped it. i bluntly told him:

    FrikeyIsLove (10:45:20 PM): listen to me: I'm gay. i do not like dick. i do not like flat chests or deep voices or extensive amounts of body hair.
    FrikeyIsLove (10:45:48 PM): i like breasts, pussies, soft skin with very little body hair. i like sweet smelling hair and soft, femenine voices.
    FrikeyIsLove (10:46:25 PM): i know its hard for you to believe, but not every girl wants to fuck a guy

    hes one of those "im so awesome cause i can get any girl i want" type of guys, so he wouldnt understand the emotional side to this kind of thing.

    Thanks though :]
     
  5. otc877

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    Re: Good god straight men are stupid.

    I don't understand how you can blatantly attack a group of people and then make it right by saying no offense.

    Doesn't count, I crossed my fingers!
     
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    I agree. Not all straight men are stupid.
     
  7. STK

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    Indeed. One of my best friends ever is straight.

    Oh the irony!
     
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    oh geez. im sure she meant next to nothing by it.
    dont take it so seriously!

    no need to gather the mob, get out the pitchforks, and light the torches. :]
     
  9. Ty

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    All of my straight 'friends' talk about is ex bawks, girls, football and girls =/ DULL!

    But im sure there are some okay straight guys ! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Interestingly, the second friend I told about my sexuality was a straight man, and we are still really good friends.

    Anyways, Luroon's suggestion is actually pretty good. I find that the best way to silence people who don't believe you when you tell them you sexuality is to simply flaunt it until they believe you. If that doesn't work, I doubt anything will.
     
  11. Hugh

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    Unfortunately, you have to accept that lesbian sex is a real turn on for a lot of guys - they're not stupid, just very shallow!!
     
  12. Ty

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    I never understood whyy though =/ alas, its a mystery.
     
  13. Hugh

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    Well yes but a straight guy would find the attraction of sex between two men a mystery. That's the great thing about sex...the mysteries just never stop coming! That one of the things that make it beautiful!!
     
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    Straight guys are into girls, not guys. So they like the idea of watching sex or porn with lots of girls, and no guys.

    Perhaps they also like to think that they could "do" the girls better than the other girls are...
     
  15. Ty

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    >.< Thats a tad arrogant

    Still, its just like.. urm no offence ladies, since I am a gay here :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Its a tad boring... o.0


    but yeah... Im biased sooo >.<
     
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    Not all of them, I've got a straight friend who is turned off by girl-girl. An abnormality, but it does happen! :icon_wink
     
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    Man! There are many straights seriously enjoy lesbian porn and seriously agrees with lesbian-hood, but not gay ones. Why, they are all humans right? :grin::roflmao: