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Oh my god. It hasn't sunk in yet..

Discussion in 'Coming Out Stories' started by maracont, Aug 31, 2013.

  1. maracont

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    My friends have a FB chat group and my friend A said he was omnisexual while we were all talking about porn for some reason. I then said I was bi. Here's how it went:

    A: I think I'm omnisexual. If it exists I would consider having sex with it. Like afew minutes ago I was think about having sex with quantum machanics.

    B: um..

    A: #dontjudgeme

    Me: cool I'm just bi, you got me beat.

    B: #notJudging

    A: HAHA I WIN

    B: yay I'm straight... What place am I?

    A: ELIJAH YOU FALL IN THE BORING CATAGORY! XD

    Me: B you like part of a certain species, so last.

    A: I JUST LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIKE VANNILA ICE CREAM!

    B: XD sorry for being the original orientation.

    A: That oscillating fan is giving me a look. It wants the D

    B: XD

    Me: Adam that is the best sentence ever. Period.
    Me: I'm putting that into a note.


    And that's how I came out to the whole Internet
    :lol::lol::lol:frowning2:!)