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I tried to be funny and failed. But hey, good ending!

Discussion in 'Coming Out Stories' started by RFauth, Feb 18, 2015.

  1. RFauth

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    This is probably the funniest coming out story that I have to share. All the others were over text.
    My friend took it very well :slight_smile: She was the first person I'd told in person, so it was very nerve-wracking.

    Her: So [other friend] told me you had something to tell me?
    Me: Um. Yeah...
    Her: Okay, what?!
    Me: Well... Um... (about 3 minutes of this)
    Me: Okay. I like men like I like coffee. (She knows that I hate coffee.)
    Her: You like black guys?!
    Me: *mental facepalm* Noooooo... Think about it.
    Her: Oh, you don't like coffee do you?
    Me: Uh huh.
    Her: Are you...?
    Me: Say it!
    Her: lesbian?
    Me: Yep!
    Her: AWESOME!!! *practically tackles me with a huge hug*
    Me: So you don't care?
    Her: No that's so cool! Wow. I'm stupid. I totally missed the point.

    Needless to say, I was very surprised by her reaction. She totally missed the point though. I was trying to be funny! Every time we made eye contact that night, she practically had a heart attack of excitement. I think she was happier about it than me!

    Every single time I come out to someone, it's like a huge weight has lifted off my shoulders. Thankfully, I've had no bad coming out experiences, though my parents aren't going to take it well when I finally tell them...
     
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    Hey, well done. I like how you did that.
     
  3. Michael

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    :icon_bigg

    At the end you were funny... Glad it went well, congrats! Now to the rest of the world out there! (*hug*)
     
  4. HiAndBi

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    Hey, maybe your friend is lesbian/bi/pan :wink:
    Just a thought...
     
  5. RFauth

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    That thought actually crossed my mind more than once.... She could be! Mostly, I just think she's just a weirdo and can't wait to be in a wedding with two dresses :lol: even though that's in the very distant future.
    I'm not ruling it out that she's bi though. She's definitely attracted to guys.
     
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    Well, I was always attracted to just guys before I realized that I did/do like some girls :3
     
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    Cool, congrats~! ^.^