[Top Story] Gay Walrus spotted in B-Ville [More at 10]

We now go to our community reporter Carlos Longschtick,

Thanks! We just got reporting of a GAY walrus running rampant within the streets of B-ville. What seemed like an average Saturday night of drunkin and disorderness turned into a slightly above average night of drunkin and disordness when Phil finally told his best friend that he was indeed a gay walrus.

Reports say that the two were having a conversation about proper use of certain words. The word Faggot being one of them, and from there on out the conversation turned into an outing.

There was no harm done to the gay walrus, and that things between the friends seem to be staying the same. The friend even seemed supportive on finding the walrus a boyfriend.

When interviewed the gay walrus said he was happy that his friend knew he was gay. It'd be aweful to keep that secret a secret forever if anything were to happy to his friend when he goes to fight overseas.

As for if the friend is gay, bi, straight or whatever, little is still known. During the outing the friend chose to remain as a role of the supportive straight friend leaving alot of questions about what exactly happened in the "past" between the two young men. When Phil was asked about it he merely said that "the past is the past, and only when [this friend] feels a need to express this past that it should be talked about. But if [this friend] wants to talk about then Phil will talk about it, but he feels no need to bring up old memories. Besides, he jokes, it could just be some crazy scitzophrenic memory."

Is Phil a possible scitzophrenic? Our specialtists say 90% no, but what of that other 10% more at 11.

Anyways, furthur reports now state that a good majority of Phil's B-ville friends are aware of the presence of Gay Walrus.

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So turns out I'm out to my best friend (girl), my best friend (guy), my not-so-close friend (girl), my old best friend from public school (lesbian)..And apparently before I even told my girl bestfriend I was gay, my OTHER friend did when I told him (drunkingly) a while back.

:dry: Who ever heard of loose lips sink ships?

 

Like a super hero?

I should call DC and Marvel and purpose GAY WALRUS- The Nightime avenger. That'd be an amazing comic book.

With villians like,

Fred Phelps-asaur
and
Elle Driver

 

Hahahaaha "The Best Ever?"

Thank you! I try to make my life seem exciting