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The housekeeper found out

Discussion in 'Coming Out Stories' started by Pyro, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. Pyro

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    I will start a litle time before the story occured bucause i'm the worst writer so by the 3rd line you will figure out what hapaned.

    One day i was browsing the internet and a sex shop add apeared on my screen and I thought... welll why not?
    I entered and I started to browse it and I saw some interesting and very big "toys", my allowance had just came in so I ordered one...

    3 days later it arrived. I "played" with it but after i finished playing with it i had toput it somewhere where nobody would look... so I picked a drawer of my bedside table that was empty and it had no use so I thought it was a good spot to hide it... and it was for a while....

    One day I wanted to play and when i opened the drawer, it was full of t-shirts, with the toy under it... I though F*** my housekeeper found out. My head started overheating with thoughts on how to explain it... i thought several things like, i could say it's my girlfriend and she keeps it for safety, or that the polish student that was in my home for a week had lefted it there... and more things.
    Until I thought... well she is very open minded I think that if I bring up the subject she will react well. So I decided to tell her.

    I spent a week trying to tell her every time I was going to do it I backed down until one day where she finished duty arround 10 PM and i was going out too so we got to the street she stayed waiting for her ride... and I decied that if I talked about it it would be now.

    Her ride was late and I told her i had no hurry so i would wait with her.
    (Since our arrival to the streetto the end of this events 20 minutes passed, you can see how nervous I was because i smoked 10 cigarrettes during this)

    After we talked about severel unrelated subjects i brought it up.

    M= Me
    H= Her

    M- Have you found the thing taht was in bedside table drawer?
    H- Of course I'm not blind
    M- What do you think of it?
    H- It's none of my business i don't have to judge anything...
    M- But judge it. what do you think?
    H- I have no problem with that, i like to be penetrated too...
    M- Very funny, you'r a woman.. I'm a man what do you think of that
    H- Nothing... It's perfectly normal.
    M- I'm gay dont you feel strange about it?
    H- Why woul I everyone is different, you are not the first gay or lesbian I know and you will certenly not be the last. You know me I am very open minded...
    M- Ok great

    We moved subject and her ride arrived, when she was entring the car she said

    H- I have one toy like yours

    It was great now and then we talk about it and abouth experiences... the coolest thing was that in my birthday she ofered me another toy...

    tha was it
     
  2. Owen

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    It's pretty amazing that your housekeeper was pretty open about her "toys" to you. Then again, you told her a big secret, so she probably wanted to return the favor.
     
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    Wow. Your housekeeper sounds like a nice person. That was a very origional way to come out Pyro:icon_bigg Good story
     
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    That was a very interesting story to say the least, but I'm happy for you. Congratulations :grin:

    You have the most unique 'out status' on the whole forums!
     
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    Woah, outed by sex toys. The closeted ones are all going to need to get lock boxes
     
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    Hahahaha, I have one, but it's small as I use it outside myself.
    Anyway,
    it was interesting when a 10 year old pulled it out from under my bed and asked what it was.
     
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    lol funny story and GuitarGirl, that was funny too. XD
     
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    I'm dying to know how you explained it to the 10-year-old?????:icon_bigg
     
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    OMG! I was ROFLMAO when i read this!!!!! that was one of the funniest coming out stories i ever heard! :roflmao: Congrats dude! :icon_bigg
     
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    Lol that's great, and so is your out status. It's so random..
     
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    I passed it off as part of a flashlight (it's just a white tube looking thing, not too detailed, and the bottom part where the batteries go was missing.) He soon forgot about it, but I never will!
     
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    Cute :slight_smile: I think I would have been at a loss for words :rolleyes: Now if the battery part was in place and he found the switch, it would take more explaining.
     
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    FLASHLIGHT!!!

    :roflmao:
     
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    Nice

    Lol Flashlight
     
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    Kid: Ooh what's this?
    GuitarGirl: Uh... It's a flashlight. And it's useful for... Things.


    =P Anyway that was a great coming out story. *envy* I wish I knew more accepting people in real life. o(>_>)o Or should I say accepting people. Period. (in RL of course =P You guys are awesome)
     
  16. EthanS

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    O coooll, u have a housemade :icon_bigg
     
  17. Sam

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    haha that is a funny story your housekeeper is funny I'm glad it went well for you.

    I too have a "toy" and I would be soooo embarrassed if somebody found it!
     
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    could have been romantic if your housekeeper was a guy.
     
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    and gay btw
     
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    wow interesting.
    i would never think about getting anything like that.
    for that reason! haha