Did not think it would go that way.

After getting fed up wiith being in the closet about my trans-ness i decided i would come out to someone who i knew would not care, and would probably be entusiastic about it.
The following is out facebook convesation (Because i was to scared to do so in person)
There is some swearing from my friend... So i took that out... sortof

Me:
OH OKAY. NOW IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT IS MOSTLY NOT ABOUT SEX.
BECAUSE LIKE.
IMTOSCAREDTOTELLANYONEELSE AND I KNOW YOU WONT CARE.
BECAUSE
LIKE.
YEAH.
okay.
sooooo im like transgender o-o
But daamn. hentai. crazy schools.. pfft

My friend: oh sooo you had a dick then your pranets cut it off
cool bro cool

Me: no xD

My friend: oh so you do have a dick

Me: i wish i was born a guy
but im a girl

My friend: wait are you a zerophiliac cuz that (Insert bad word here) is awesome

Me: I HAVE BOOBS
what?

My friend: no cuz zerophiliacs are badass
ok so like they are a bron as a guy or a girl
but when they lose there virginity
the other gender wakes up inside them
and they can turn into a dude or a chick
its soo abdass

Me: OMG. NO TAUHEEDAH.
NO.
Transgender is just when you were not born the gender you feel like you are.
So im a FEMALE who feels and acts and whishes a lot that they were MALE.

My friend: dude if you were a guy that'd be soooo cooool
like the same amount of cool if you were a a chic
omg man that'd be awesome
wait would you hook up with other dudes
cuz that'd be soooooooa wesome
i'd video tape that (Insert bad word here) and put ti on youtube

Me: -Repetitive head desk- Well im bi. So i would hookup with whoever.
And please do not "Video tape that (Insert bad word here) and put it on youtube"

My friend: but but fangirls

Me: Oh my god... this is by far the best coming out story ever.

(Sorry for the grammar and what not, i was sorta freaking out and what not.)