Last night, I went with a bunch of friends that know I'm gay to a Valentine's Dance. We were really close to the stage just kinda standing around talking, and they all started teasing me about dancing with one of them. I refused, and I guess the DJ was watching, because he called me over to him. He bent down so we could talk and he proceeded to tell me how I was the luckiest guy in the world to have all these girls wanting to dance with me and I should just go for it. I interrupted him with "I'm gay" and walked off. It was really funny, and gave us all a good laugh. Just thought I'd share it
One of my close female friends is incredibly good-looking and lives in the same uni accommodation with me so we tend to go everywhere together. It quite funny how most of the guys stare at her (and she never notices - she's selfless to a fault), and sometimes come up to me and go "dude...wow" assuming we're a couple. =P
I could imagine the look on the DJ's face after he was trying to be friendly and got shot down like that. Good job