LGBT News Tea Party leader worried that bakeries will have to bake penis shaped cakes

Aren't there already "specialty" shops that will do this? lol

 

Ha ha, this is pretty funny.

 

Well actually I don't think he specified it being a penis.

Also, if there's any wedding that will involve sex, it will between the groom, the bride, and Judson Philips who seems to be unable to get sex off his mind when thinking about marriages. Are we sure this guys a political leader and not some [well-polished] hobo?

 

Could always go to a local Spencers... they carry penis molds for all sizes of treats lol...
" Arizona would soon become a place overrun by the evil of penis cakes." lolol

 

And WHY is this a problem? Don't you want some cake with your tea?

 

Aren't those standard at bachelorette parties already?

 

I really want to organize a bunch of people to order penis-shaped cakes and have them delivered to his office. My cake, of course, would be the biggest

 

Try to put this up as a thread starter- it has a tea part mention in it. maybe a moderator can post it in the right place thanks-utterly useless samantha!
Growing old
Coming to retirement age I have been privileged to meet and interview one of the first ‘sex change’ people in this part of the world. Ample time then to consider the issues of growing old for someone a decade older than me. What is possible to do and what do our own life decisions leave us with. Sexual orientation is not the issue at all. Male, female or going from one to the other- those issues the same.
Now I have a book I can’t read-too painful; And yes I am a liberal to my dying day it so we love ya Sarah soccer mum thinking called ‘The Surrendered Wife’ by Laura Doyle is what would we expect? But the issue is for all of us growing old- What decision making authority are we prepared to concede? At the deepest level- I can and actively will concede to the decisions of others. Comrade Stalin may have been wrong - A bad career move in the 1930s to make him nervous. Likewise Herr Hitler was a genius.. Until mid 1945. Are people nervous around us? Simple task. I may know why it is a waste of time. But… So where is the sexy side in this? Well if I am going to be soft vulnerable, responsive fun to with how do I make the other person feel secure so they can take a lead and I will be part of their sexy game?

 

Ummm...don't heterosexual people already do this stuff? Can't go into Spencer's without seeing a bunch of penis shaped treats...haha. Plus it tends to be heterosexual guys who draw penises on everything, and dress as them for Halloween in those inflatable costumes.

But this is hilarious.

 

But, think of the children! Birthday parties will become phallic fueled festivals of fear! And alliteration!

 

All right kids! Time to cut the co-ooock!!

 

That. Is. Funny.

Oh, if I ever get married, I would go order my bachelorette party cake in the shape of either or both a penis and vagina. Depends on the gender of my hypothetical fiancee. Ready for the punch line? The cake would be angel food cake!

The moral of this story is, "don't give us any ideas, now".

 

*facepalm* Clearly, someone has never been to a mall with a Spencer's.

 

exactly lol

 

Wasn't Miley Cyrus photographed eating a giant penis cake awhile back? He's acting as if ALL the sexual deviants in this country are homosexual... *sniker*
That's so not true.

 

Hahahahaha :roflmao:

 

Wtf? Iiblmao!

 

Right? Plus, if he thinks all the sexual deviants are homosexual, he really needs to be the fly on our bedroom wall sometime. My husband? Straight as a ruler, and he's kinkier than I am!