LGBT News Woman who blames gays for tornados wins GOP nomination for Congress

God is like so angry you guys! Not cause we like, let millions starve to death every year, but its gay people!

 

Just when I thought these headlines couldn't get anymore ridiculous.

 

So if there was this angry guy killing millions of people because gays exist,we should all praize him.... no???

 

We also used to use the Bible to justify slavery... hmmm.

 

The bible is a book written 2000 years ago, things were rather messed up back then, and it has no place in modern society!
It can be used to justify any hateful nonsense one looks for in it...And there's unicorns in there for some reason (not kidding! there's actually Unicorns)

 

• So it can't be the Syrian humanitarian crisis
• It's definitely not the fact that Tatars are facing the possibility of Russian wrath again
• It's not that we're incapable of doing anything about North Korea
• It's not that we tolerate and do business with fascist states
• It's not that we responded to Kony 2012 with a hash tag
• It's not indifference to the way minorities are persecuted by states and their apparatus
• It's not that we've failed multiple times to stop genocide and ethnic cleansing in the 70 odd years since the Holocaust
• It's not that we're too incompetent to get the two state solution implemented between Israel & Palestine
• It's not the 30 countries (minimum) that still think conscription and exploitation of youth is perfectly acceptable and something to be celebrated.
• And it's not that we probably spend more money on shooty kaboom toys for killing purposes than on healthcare for not killing purposes

It's definitely the 17 countries that have decided that gay people should be allowed to marry that's pissed God off. I mean those things I've mentioned above are, in the grand scheme of things, trifling matters. God probably approves of some of them too. But gay people getting married? We've crossed a line there everyone!

 

The more I hear of the GOP, the more I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY9k6tuLog[/YOUTUBE]

 

Oh great, another nut-job in Congress Nyu~

 

I didn't know i could control the weather!!! Awesome!!!!

*continues with sarcastic rant*

 

So a female political Fred Phelps. Niceeeee....

 

Permission to use this? That was bloody brilliant.

 

you just need to get lade. im just saying

 

Yay. Another reason for me to move to the UK.

 

"We are all God's children, 'cept them queers. They cause tornados!"

 

Oh dang! She knows about the queer weather machine!

 

Haha, that reminds me of a video game where you're the bad guy and you cause all these terrible storms through evil inventions to happen because you're evil and you have to stop the government who's trying to make anti-storm devices.

That was a fun game to play. Of course, until the DS was taken away again.

 

Destroy all humans?

 

No, different game. It doesn't have any aliens. Lemme see if I can't find it.

EDIT: Found it. It's called "Elements of destruction"

 

Be my guest.

Also the Allies Weather Control Device from Red Alert 2 > Anything weather related in any other game ever.