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General News A student got stuck

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by LonestarConnie, Jun 23, 2014.

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    There are so many puns I would make if only I wouldn't get attacked by the censors. XD I really want to know how he explained himself.
     
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    Certainly not something you see every day. :icon_bigg
     
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    "American's birth certificate is amended; it appears he's actually a newborn" :lol:
     
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    Now that's what I call a tight pussy! ROFLMFAO!
     
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    ... At least his pants were on.
     
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    Upon being extricated (possibly with the Jaws of Life, or a decent pair of forceps) he exclaimed: "I am born again!"
     
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    I... I didn't know a vagina looked like that...

    but uh yeah i'm glad the dude got out wouldn't want up to get stuck inside a vagina that would be bad
     
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    That's not how you become a born again Christian.....
     
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    3. Proof straight guys have no clue where the cliterous is
    2. I've heard of eating pussy, but getting eaten by one? THAT'S NEW!
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