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General News Michigan Republican convicted of sex offenses running for state Legislature

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  1. AwesomGaytheist

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    Felony convictions linked to sexual fetish 'haunt me,' Saginaw state House candidate says | MLive.com

    Jordan Haskins is 24 years old and is running to represent part of Saginaw, Michigan in the Michigan House of Representatives. He's also been convicted of masturbating in cars while cranking the engine as part of a sexual fetish.

    Haskins did a one-year stint in a state prison for pulling the spark plugs and masturbating to the sound of an engine trying to start, as well as burglary, trespassing, and car theft charges from when he was a juvenile.

    Haskins is the only Republican to file in the race, so therefore, he's the nominee by default. He also has a lengthy list of arrests and jail sentences in North Carolina, where he lived for four years. The prison term in Michigan comes from when the then-21 year-old stole a police car, took it for a spin in a parking lot, and then pleasured himself over the engine.

    The district is pretty solidly Democratic, so Haskins doesn't have much chance of winning, however he says he prides himself in being the candidate to "represent family values."
     
    #1 AwesomGaytheist, Jun 28, 2014
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    This is too funny. Family values? Masturbating to the sound of an engine trying to start in a stolen police car? You can't make this stuff up.
     
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    Family values at its finest.
     
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    :roflmao:
     
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    My mother says "We need to vote Republican because they represent family values!"

    Masturbating in a stolen police car is a "family value?" I agree with HuskyPup. You can't make this shit up! :roflmao:
     
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    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
     
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    There's a reason that Saginaw is nicknamed to some of the locals "Saginasty." I think we've found another one.
     
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    Just the kind of person you want representing you in politics...
     
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    Well that's....that's new. Just when I thought the internet couldn't surprise me anymore :lol:
     
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    Hell yeah! Rev that shit!!
     
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    That car sure got some happy endings
     
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    The Republican must have gone on membership drive.
     
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    Hey, it's not his fault that cars are so gosh darn sexy! And do you see how police cars dress? Short side skirts, flashing their headlights at people at every occasion... they're just begging for a mechanophile to... represent family values with them.
     
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