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General News Burglar Breaks Into Church... to Watch Porn.

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Kaiser, Aug 16, 2014.

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  1. Kaiser

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    Article Here.

    It is what it says.

    Basically, someone breaks into a church, watches porn, then dips with the donation box-money.

    What do you call this? A jerk and run?

    LOL!
     
    #1 Kaiser, Aug 16, 2014
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    I'd charge the guy for breaking and entering and again for being plain clueless and stupid :lol:. Wow, this is unbelievable!
     
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    Brilliant.
     
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    This is right up there with that Oregon dude that was out of his skull on meth and single-handedly fought off 15 cops while masturbating at a bar.
     
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    Oregon is always trying to outshine Kentucky!

    Curse you, Oregon!
     
    #6 Kaiser, Aug 16, 2014
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    LOL! :roflmao:
     
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    This is so cool. I want more of this.
     
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    Sounds like something you could call a smash-n'-grab.
     
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    Although it would've been ever more awesome if he put a dollar in the donation box instead of what was in it.
     
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    But he did leave a deposit -wink wink, nudge nudge- :grin:
     
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    This made me smile.. a lot, a criminal with a sense of humor. :grin:
    Shame about the donation box though.
     
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    i aspire. for my futuee to be like this
     
    #13 asdfghjk, Aug 18, 2014
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    Why a church? This guy gets serious points for originality, but why a church? I mean, is that something that turns people on or...?
     
    #14 Leonardo, Aug 18, 2014
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    yes

    ---------- Post added 18th Aug 2014 at 10:07 PM ----------

    also low securirty
     
    #15 asdfghjk, Aug 18, 2014
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    This is when porn addiction goes too far
    Guess since library has porn blockers I guess the church was the next best thing . Now how did he know the church had a computer that's the question ?:eusa_thin
     
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    Hilarious :grin:
     
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    Lol.
     
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