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General News CERN confirms The Force exists

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    CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force | CERN

     
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    Oh, how I wish...
     
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    That would be so awesome! I'd be a light sith. ^_^
     
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    That's no hadron collider... that's a space station!
     
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    Memo to self: Do not anger particle physicists unless you wish to be force-choked.
     
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    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
     
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    *checks date*

    are you sure?
     
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    If this were genuine...

    Me: I need corrective surgery.
    Doctor: I have a long list of people, you'll just have to--
    Me: *waves hand* You want to give me corrective surgery.
    Doctor: I want to give you corrective surgery.
    Me: *waves hand other way* And your phone number.

    Of course, I'd fall in line with the Sith, so Force Lighting may be used.
     
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    ^_^ (*hug*)

    I know this is a total random aside, but I really hate the new Star Wars movies for how they ruined the original moment in A New Hope. Now whenever anybody makes a reference to Force Persuasion, no matter how funny and wonderful it is, (like yours), I think of that god damn stupid "death sticks" scene. :frowning2: Why they got to ruin all the cool things?
     
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    You and I think very similarly.