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General News Man calls himself God, tries to have sex with a tree and fights with cops.

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  1. WolfyFluff

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    'God' Accused Of Attacking Cop, Having Sex With Tree

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    #1 WolfyFluff, Apr 15, 2015
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    How did he have sex with the tree? Did he just hump it? :confused:
     
    #2 Andrew99, Apr 15, 2015
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    He got wood.
     
    #3 CuriousLiaison, Apr 15, 2015
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    What a whack job...
     
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    I can't be-leaf what I'm hearing.
     
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    :lol:

    Who let him out of the loony bin? And I feel sorry for the molested tree.
     
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    That guy needs to branch out.
     
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    I can just imagine his pick up line to the trees now: "Hey baby, how about you let me chloroPHYLL you up."

    Now that I'm thoroughly disgusted with myself at that pun, I take my leaf.
     
    #8 BryanM, Apr 16, 2015
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    I think his crime is tantamount to tree-son.
     
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    I hear he's still pine-ing for his lost love.
     
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    Let's hope they lock him away in a mental a-xylem.

    (Ooh that was a stretch.)
     
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    That didn't phloew(m) right.
     
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    Melbourne, FL? That's an hour away from me!
     
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    Some of these oaks are atrocious, but damn, LOL!
     
    #14 Kaiser, Apr 16, 2015
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    Where is your god now?

    Uh ... you REALLY don't want to know.
     
    #15 Jellal, Apr 16, 2015
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    These puns are so bad! We need to be arrested and sent to a federal pine-itentiary.
     
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    Oh Fir the love of god. I don't find this very fern-y. Acorn't believe what I'm reading. This dude was barking up the wrong tree, literally.
     
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    This thread is an absolute deBARKle. We aren't getting to the root of the problem.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!! :roflmao: LOL! Hahahahahaha! I cant stop laughing!

    I wonder what is going on with his head while he's raping the poor tree. That man should be taken to a psychologist! He must be suffering from PTSD, post TREEmatic stress disorder :grin: Imagine his morning wood the next day!

    Gosh, that poor poor tree! I want to hug it and say that things will be better! I want to adopt that poor tree!
     
    #20 LakanLunti, Apr 16, 2015
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