LGBT News Philadelphia derailment: engineers sexuality to blame

Obvious when you think about it. And marriage equality is causing global warming.

 

Damn, our gay agenda train-suicide-terrorist-attack only killed 7 people! That cell's going to have to go back to sleep.


In all seriousness though, at least most people are just ignoring this kind of straight up ignorance now right? (Please, I hope, oh god tell me people aren't paying attention to this crap...)

 

This reminds me of something that happened at our Pride Parade one year. That morning it was cloudy, dark and just torrential rains. The only time it's ever rained on Chicago Pride that I can recall. That year I was in the parade with my partner's chorus. So we're all there milling around the float with our umbrellas or huddled under awnings wondering if they will even do it, wondering if they do whether the crowds will be a lot less than usual (usually around a million people attend), all that. Then about 5 minutes before the scheduled kickoff time the rain stopped like it had been turned off with a switch, the clouds cleared, the sun came out and suddenly it was a beautiful day. Our float had a pretty good sound system. I believe they were going to play a recording of the chorus. Instead someone produced a CD of Funny Girl and we played "Don't Rain on My Parade" the entire parade route-to the most thunderous reaction! It was an awesome day.

 

So, the Gays cause natural disasters and now train derailments. What major disaster will we cause next?

Really though, I sometimes wonder where people get these weird ideas from.

 

DAFAQ?! While reading this, I raised my left eyebrow so high that it became part of my hair! Gosh! Do they have blame EVERYTHING to us?

 

Haha. Suuuuure.

Nothing to do with shitty infrastructure, lack of funding and poor training and oversight.

 

These guys need better TRAINing, when it comes to credible theories.







Wow...

 

*groan*.

 

No worries. My jokes will get back on track.

 

It's sad to see such zany theories...I take the same line to work, from Baltimore to DC, and know people who often take it farther north, so I was worried for a bit about some of my co-workers who visit relatives, or travel for conferences.

It's also sad to such such a low degree of investment in mass transit and other infrastructure; some of the tracks are 100 years old, the tunnels are crumbling; compared to Japan's bullet trians, where they have had ZERO casualties since they began in 1964, even during earthquakes, we've had far too many.

I wish the auto industry didn't have such a tight control over the government; it's curious how hard they fought against the DC Metro system, how much they spent trying to stop it...and are still trying to stop alternate means of transit.

 

Holy crap, I never thought we can be THIS powerful. I think I know why global warming is present these days. I'm just too hot to handle....



Jokes aside, these people are NUTS, man. NUTS, I tell you.