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General News China Bans The Seductive Eating of Bananas

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  1. YuriBunny

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    #1 YuriBunny, May 22, 2016
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    ...What. Might be getting a little out of hand if we're censoring fruit now.
     
    #2 Kira, May 22, 2016
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    Really China?
     
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    Didn't know bananas could be so seductive.
     
    #4 Daydreamer1, May 22, 2016
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    I'd make a joke, but the title is funny enough. :roflmao:
     
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    O.K. One one hand, that's a stupid thing to censor, and I think it just shows how bad censorship really is in China.

    On the other hand... why is erotic eating of bananas over a livestream even a thing!? :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
    #6 ThatBorussenGuy, May 22, 2016
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    Just you wait...
    [​IMG]
     
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    This just makes me wonder if they have banned the seductive eating of corn dogs.
     
    #8 BradThePug, May 22, 2016
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    lol
     
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    I actually laughed out loud at the title.

    At least they have bananas to give their people in China, unlike their neighbor, North Korea, where there's no food at all. (I think it's all being eaten by the fat manchild running the DPRK.)
     
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    What is that!? :roflmao:
     
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    Oh, that makes sense. It's not like we have real problems to solve, right?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Wow. Looks like lawmakers in China have a lot of "free" time on their hands. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    That. Made my damn day. :roflmao:
     
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    Hahaha that's so stupid.
     
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    Not just China, but East Asia in general has this weird trend with watching beautiful women eating food seductively.

    Aaaaaand then there's showry.

    [YOUTUBE]s2VXkMKaqv4[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #16 Lazuri, May 23, 2016
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    I'm glad that China is taking a stand here and I think more countries should follow. I don't care what people do in their own homes but young kids could have seen these deviant bananasexuals and started asking awkward questions.
    What next? Banana marriage? Banana adoption?
    I certainly don't want to be getting molested by a banana the next time I use a public toilet so they get my vote. (!)(!!):dead:
     
    #17 Calf, May 23, 2016
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    The world needs more patriots of your caliber. On this day, we shall defeat the banana menace.
     
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    Coincdently enough there is not a single mention of bananas in the bible. It must be because it is the fruit of the devil! the fruit that shall not be named. If you thought that apples were bad, bananas are a whole different level of bad! If you need further proof of how evil it is, look no further than the false bible of the non believers, the theory of evolution! Which says that men are descended from apes and everyone knows that apes love bananas... that should be enough to tell you how evil bananas are... time the GOP acted... won't someone think of the children!!! :icon_sad:
     
    #19 Eveline, May 24, 2016
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    I mean, as long as we can still seductively eat hot dogs...
     
    #20 Browncoat, May 24, 2016
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