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CENSORED Vampire Killers

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Connor22, Dec 22, 2009.

  1. Connor22

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    So I've been helping the scouts by bag packing in Tesco's (British Wal-mart equivalent, although I'm pretty sure that's ASDA) and I couldn't help but notice that one guy who bought a couple of DVD's, one of them was Lesbian Vampire Killers. Except the LESBIAN part had a huge sticker saying CENSORED. Now I have nothing against Tesco's or the guy who bought the movie, and I'm sure it's very funny but I just can't understand why the word Lesbian was Censored. So I thought I'd try and come up with some definitions:

    VAMPIRE: A mythical creature that murders it's victim's and drinks their blood; see satan worshipers

    KILLER: A person who has/does kill fellow human beings with varying frequency; see murderer

    LESBIAN: name given to a woman who has a sexual, emotional, physical attraction to members of the same sex; see homosexual
     
  2. Shevanel

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    The irony is hilarious =P But yeah, if it's a Wal-mart equivalent, I wouldn't be surprised xD
     
  3. Jiggles

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    ASDA is called ASDA Wal-Mart... =/ What a pain in neck. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Tesco is well Tesco xD

    OT: WTF that's really bad If they are gonna do it they might as well do it right and censor the whole title. xD
     
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    This is lame. Pure and simple.

    I'm not a curse word. I'm not something wrong and degrading that has to be hushed up. And out of the three words on the box, I know which one I'd rather be.
     
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    agreed.
    also how would you find the movie if you were looking for it!?
    Regardless of the word bleeped out it'd make it difficult, especially if sorted alphabetically! xD


    note: Greenday wouldn't make a censored version of their CD so Walmart didn't even sell it so the company agreed to allow them to censor that word for them to sell it there. (Or So I'd assume)
     
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    ive seen that box and i was like >.> the movie did nothign for me so i didnt watch it....

    but i dont get censorship like that .. what are they afraid of or whatever stupid people.
     
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    :eusa_clap


    "Why would you think I was gay?"
    "I'm sorry. I-I just kinda got that vibe."
    "Vibe?? Like a gay vibe? Like I'm giving off some gay vibration? GAAAY!"


    Gay isn't a swear word and neither is lesbian. God. People need to stop thinking gay people can convert/recruit others.
     
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    you cant have the word 'lesbian' on packaging, but they let james carvelles face be on CNN?

    UNFAIR!
     
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    So...are they lesbians who kill vampires, or killers who kill lesbian vampires?
     
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    I didn't know you had a blood fetish. :lol:

    Kidding!
     
  11. Emberstone

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    blood is only a good lubricant in fanfiction...

    honestly, I think we need to start putting censored stickers on bibles, cause that book has some really kinky, nasty, immoral, filthy shit in it.

    selling your daughters into slavery, because she doesnt have a penis, and therefore is a commodity to trade...

    ... having sex with your mother to continue the human race since she is the only female in existance...

    ... nailing jews to 2x4's!
     
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    OR lesbian vampires who are killers
     
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    I would stop shopping in Tesco, but dammit, I love it too much :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:.. I buy lunch there every single feckin' day.

    the twats stopped selling hot food a few months ago as well :frowning2: whole place is going downhill.
     
  14. Emberstone

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    the walmart style stores are both evil and addicting.

    I buy things there because I am on a budget, but I hate how places like walmart treat their employees; like cattle.
     
  15. Jiggles

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    That's why I shop at Aldi. :grin: None of this BUY BUY BUY thing going on and they don't censor :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Although me and a friend when we were in were both stalked by a staff member. She made it obvious she was. xD
     
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    weird how stores like walmart censor things like lesbians but have no issue with getting their goods from people who make pennies a day.
     
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    But... but what if the sweatshop workers were attacked by lesbian vampires?! And then became lesbian vampires?

    WHAT WOULD WALMART DO?

    It bears considering. >:|
     
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    I want this movie, that's all xD
     
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    i would assume under those terms there should be pay raise to ten cents a day.
     
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    we must break the mirror near the electronics department!!! QUICK!!!

    if you get that reference, you get a smily face sticker.