Why you ask?.... ======= 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (Incase you didn't notice.. there was sarcasm there. It's just a joke for the haters. Hope I cheered some of you up.) -article copied from http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/just4fun/a/10Reasons.htm
It made a little happier but most people who say we shouldn't be able to get married just need to get over themselves.
I agree with everything you have to say. But I don't think you pointed out that married people tend to live longer. We need to reduce the availability of marriage to reduce the surplus population. Isn't it our patriotic duty to protect the natural environment? LIVE SINGLE, DIE YOUNG
I want to create a "Homophobe Virus". Once on a computer it would scan the contact list for all the homophobes and then send them what you just posted. Some of them might not get the sarcasm and will actually think it supports their thinking (and the virus will laugh at those), but a few of them might just get it and reevaluate their positions. Let me get to work on it... :icon_wink
They have over the last 100 years though. I really did enjoy reading that. It put a smile on my face that's for sure.
That made me smile. It's really funny some of the reasons people come up with saying that we shouldn't marry
