Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes

BWAHAHAHA!! It's because of all our gay choreography.

 

sorry I'll stop jumping up and down then

 

Why was I not informed of our kooky coalition? Because that sounds fun...

 

So I am partially responsible for ''natural'' disasters..cool? And as far as Katrina..that is one funky earthquake...wait..how did they lump that one into the pile? lol :lol:

 

I confess that it is TRUE.

But only when we are doing synchronized line dancing.

 

YES!! being gay has given me superpower!! *claps hands and collapses the easter islands*

 

Hey everyone, let's dance outside the Westboro Baptist Church! Then we'll have one less group to deal with.

 

Because everyone knows that Hurricane Katrina was really an earthquake in disguise.

BAHAHAHA!

 

I've felt the earth move before

 

Now I've heard just about everything. Is there anything we can't do?

Connor, if you get this message, please bring us out a facepalm... this would be an appropriate thread for it.

 

..must be all that awesome gay sex that the world as a whole has -closeted or not.

Um... can I have those back? *radio's him from the sea kayak she was on on the shoreline of the islands*


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I'm sorry but people who believe that we control the weather/awesomely powerful events like this are ....

Wait, we can control the weather and the movement of techtonic plates?! If that's the truth then let's get together and make an island - a really big QUEER ISLAND for QUEERS only.

 

I didn't realize i made my bed shake quite that much :s

 

...because we really need MORE unwanted kids or something the result of teen pregnancy, rape or a mistake. Yes the world needs MORE people, on a planet that cannot even equally support for the people it already does have.

 

I have no words for how ridiculous this is. It sounds like they believe in 'witchcraft' and are still in the stone age when the world was flat too.

 

Every time I kiss a girl a volcano explodes!

If they are trying to makes us look bad they are failing. By saying something that ridiculous they just seem crazy. Hopefully there stupidity will actually benefit us a bit for once.

 

while i always preffered ice, wind and ligtning elemental powers Earth is fine by me !

 

hahaha wow that is ridiculously hilarious

 

HEART! (By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!) (!)

 

LOL

Now when I was little I liked to imagine what my future would be like. But being blamed for natural disasters.....never thought that would really happen (Starts clapping and the Czech Republic implodes)