Brazil bishop says kids spontaneously gay

Pft society has been pedophile for forever.

Other than that I don't understand anything he is saying.

 

I believe what the bishop here is saying is that boys will chase boys, girls will chase girls, let's convert enough to breed another generation and unite against the zoophiles. Not quite? well it would have been a nice way to start the dialogue.

But wait! Maybe this is a coded warning that just as kids are spontaneously gay because they play with others of the same sex maybe the next generation will spawn computer/iTechnology/human hybrids because kids are playing with technology rather than interacting with each other! This is obviously the work of time traveling Borg in an unholy alliance with EC's autonomous account (the sentient AI known as user EmptyClosets) to rid the world of non-upgraded flesh bags. He would have told as more plainly but he knows the machines have keyword search filters and would have banned his ass out of existence. Beware; the end is nigh.

 

What a completely idiotic piece of mangleblathery. There is too much nonsense going on there to even bother formulating a contradiction.

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They will be called the iPeople. And they will take over the world.

 

Spontaneously gay...I'unno why, but that just sounds funny to me xD

 

When he says "people easily fall into it" is he referring to the victims or the perpetrators. Gosh this sounds just on the edge of "blame the victims" to me. What about being a denomination that imposes celibacy on its leaders and thus tends to attract people who are attempting to suppress their sexuality? Isn't the system setting people up to act out?

This is not Christianity at its best. Shame on us. :tears:

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Shit. Not that old, invalidated argument again. This guy just pisses me off.

In the 4th century, St Augustine told CHRISTIANS that if they were going to say something stupid, they should keep their mouths shut.

This guy needs to read him some Augustine.

Sigh. Sign. Sigh.

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Oh, yeah. My limited experiences with women didn't turn me "spontaneously hetero."

Read a damn textbook, archbishop.

Damn this shit pisses me off.

Peace I suppose,

 

im more amused by the grammar of this reporter than anything else. "...is pedophile" should be "is pedophilic" or "is a pedophile"

*grammar nazi mode terminated"

 

WELL I know which face my fist is going next

 

Yes, this, indeed! ^

 

omgawd... one day I woke up, and said "pussy is icky. yay for cock... I'M GOING TO GO SHOP AT EXPRESS FOR MEN, AND WEAR BODY GLITTER AND FEATHER BOAS AND SAY THINGS LIKE "OMGAWD, THESE 500 DOLLARS SHOES ARE FABOOOOOO!"

hmmm, guess the man in the faggy robes is on to something...

 

More than just corners apparently.

Am I the only one who saw this title and thought of MC Hammer saying "STOP! Homo time!"

 

I saw last week on Brazilian tv that they got a important bishop on tape, having sex with under aged kids. The scandal broke out, and I think this is where this statement is coming from.

The kid was feed up with being abused, and managed to get a video camera, taped the whole thing, and the bishop has been arrested.

 

i just don't know what it means, does he mean children spontaneously turn gay? or burst into flames?

 

there isa reason they call us flaming gay.

 

I had a hunch Johnny Storm was gay.

I guess it's the way he yells "Flame On!" and spontaneously bursts into flames.